joke bank - Insult Jokes

Bob: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Joe: "To get to the idiot's house."
Bob: "Knock knock."
Joe: "Who's there?"
Bob: "The chicken."

Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: Because they don't know where home is.

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

I never forget a face! But in your case I'll make an exception!

I'll never forget the first time we met, although I'll keep trying.

You're so fat you're the reason why the Earth is tilted.

Q: How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
A: Put up a Bingo sign.

Insult: If you were any dumber, your head would implode.
Response: If you were a little bit more intelligent you'd still be stupid.

A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."

Q: How do you leave a jackass in suspense?
A: Don't know. I'll tell you tomorrow

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.