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joke bank - Insult Jokes

A man siting at a bar asked a pretty woman sitting next to him, Excuse me, but can I smell your pussy?" "Get away from me, you pervert," she replied. "Oh, I'm sorry," exclaims the man, "It must be your feet."

Mark My Words

Bob: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Joe: "To get to the idiot's house."
Bob: "Knock knock."
Joe: "Who's there?"
Bob: "The chicken."

Anonymous

Insult: If you were any dumber, your head would implode.
Response: If you were a little bit more intelligent you'd still be stupid.

LaughFactory

You're so fat you're the reason why the Earth is tilted.

BrittanyHo...

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

eugene611

Q: How do you leave a jackass in suspense?
A: Don't know. I'll tell you tomorrow

wise guy

A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."

Anonymous

Q: Who is the poorest guy in the south?
A: The Tooth Fairy.

mum

You're lucky mirrors don't talk, or laugh for that matter.

LaughFactory

Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: Because they don't know where home is.

the chicken

Well, they do say opposites attract. So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

LaughFactory

You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.

LaughFactory