joke bank - Insult Jokes

I'll never forget the first time we met, although I'll keep trying.

LaughFactory

Insult: If you were any dumber, your head would implode.
Response: If you were a little bit more intelligent you'd still be stupid.

LaughFactory

Q: How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A: They are fun to ride, but you don’t want your friends to find out.

Anonymous

I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

Aiden

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

eugene611

Bob: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Joe: "To get to the idiot's house."
Bob: "Knock knock."
Joe: "Who's there?"
Bob: "The chicken."

Anonymous

Q: How do you leave a jackass in suspense?
A: Don't know. I'll tell you tomorrow

wise guy

You're so fat you're the reason why the Earth is tilted.

BrittanyHo...

A man siting at a bar asked a pretty woman sitting next to him, Excuse me, but can I smell your pussy?" "Get away from me, you pervert," she replied. "Oh, I'm sorry," exclaims the man, "It must be your feet."

Mark My Words

Q: Who is the poorest guy in the south?
A: The Tooth Fairy.

mum

You're lucky mirrors don't talk, or laugh for that matter.

LaughFactory

A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."

Anonymous