You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in jail.
You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
If I throw a stick, will you go away?
Insult: If you were any dumber, your head would implode.
Response: If you were a little bit more intelligent you'd still be stupid.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.