Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.
God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, Hell, everyone makes mistakes.
My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.
A man asks a woman, "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" The woman responds, "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
If I throw a stick, will you go away?