God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, Hell, everyone makes mistakes.
Insult: If you were any dumber, your head would implode.
Response: If you were a little bit more intelligent you'd still be stupid.
A man asks a woman, "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" The woman responds, "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
I never forget a face! But in your case I'll make an exception!
Girl: "Girls are better than boys."
Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?"
Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."