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How did giraffes come to be? Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.


A fat man goes into a fast food restaurant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a minute or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."


So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.


Insult: Hey, you're not much of a looker, but I'll date you.
Response: Thanks. You must be very open-minded. Was that how your brain slipped out?


Your face looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a fork.


My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, so I said, "I want a second opinion." He said, "Okay, you're ugly too."


What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A BMW has pricks on the inside!


If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.


Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.


Hold still, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.


Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.


You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.