joke bank - Insult Jokes

If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say "Hi" to people. I'd say "BOO!"

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A fat man goes into a fast food restaurant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a minute or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."

jayandheather

A guy is sitting at a bar, and a drunk dude walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The first guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk dude comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The first guy looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk dude walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what, Dad? Go home!"

Stampi2

How did giraffes come to be? Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.

greatlover16

Your teeth are so big when you sneeze you bite your chest.

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If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

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So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

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Insult: Hey, you're not much of a looker, but I'll date you.
Response: Thanks. You must be very open-minded. Was that how your brain slipped out?

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Your face looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a fork.

rayrayrawrsu

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A BMW has pricks on the inside!

brent

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, so I said, "I want a second opinion." He said, "Okay, you're ugly too."

Cutifulone

You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

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