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joke bank - Insult Jokes

A guy is sitting at a bar, and a drunk dude walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The first guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk dude comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The first guy looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk dude walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what, Dad? Go home!"

Stampi2

Tom: "Were you born on the highway?"
Jerry: "Uh no, why?"
Tom: "Because that's where most accidents happen."

PandaBuddy...

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, so I said, "I want a second opinion." He said, "Okay, you're ugly too."

Cutifulone

You're so stupid, you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

LaughFactory

A fat man goes into a fast food restaurant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a minute or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."

jayandheather

Insult: Hey, you're not much of a looker, but I'll date you.
Response: Thanks. You must be very open-minded. Was that how your brain slipped out?

LaughFactory

Hold still, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.

LaughFactory

Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.

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I don't mind that you are talking, so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

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Tell me, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

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Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

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