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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, so I said, "I want a second opinion." He said, "Okay, you're ugly too."

Cutifulone

Q: How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
A: Put up a Bingo sign.

Chocolate ...

You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.

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You're so stupid, you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."

vicky7867

Tell me, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

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I don't mind that you are talking, so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

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Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.

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Hold still, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

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A fat man goes into a fast food restaurant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a minute or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."

jayandheather

If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say "Hi" to people. I'd say "BOO!"

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