joke bank - Insult Jokes

If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say "Hi" to people. I'd say "BOO!"


A guy is sitting at a bar, and a drunk dude walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The first guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk dude comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The first guy looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk dude walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what, Dad? Go home!"


What do you call an Indian man which is on fire?

Ima Singin.


If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.


Your teeth are so big when you sneeze you bite your chest.

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How did giraffes come to be? Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.


So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.


Your face looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a fork.


Insult: Hey, you're not much of a looker, but I'll date you.
Response: Thanks. You must be very open-minded. Was that how your brain slipped out?


What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A BMW has pricks on the inside!


My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, so I said, "I want a second opinion." He said, "Okay, you're ugly too."


You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.