MAZ JOBRANI - TROPICANA LAS VEGAS - JUNE 30-JULY 3

joke bank - Insult Jokes

You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

LaughFactory

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

LaughFactory

If you call one of those psychic hotlines and they don't greet you by your name, you should hang up!

Micahskatt2

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

LaughFactory

If beauty was a drop of water, you'd be the Sahara Desert.

Alaska Baker

Why doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S

Anonymous

If ugliness were bricks, you'd be the Great Wall of China!

Anonymous

I believe in respect for the dead, in fact I could only respect you if you were dead.

LaughFactory

When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.

LaughFactory

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

ferrari

Sure, I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay an admission fee.

LaughFactory

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

LaughFactory