joke bank - Insult Jokes

I don't mind that you are talking, so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

LaughFactory

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

LaughFactory

If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

LaughFactory

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

LaughFactory

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

LaughFactory

I believe in respect for the dead, in fact I could only respect you if you were dead.

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You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

LaughFactory

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A BMW has pricks on the inside!

brent

Sure, I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay an admission fee.

LaughFactory

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

ferrari

A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull." The driver gets annoyed as the kid continues to yammer on, "If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick." The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?" The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."

Monty & Sam

If beauty was a drop of water, you'd be the Sahara Desert.

Alaska Baker