Your teeth are so big when you sneeze you bite your chest.
You're so fat you're the reason why the Earth is tilted.
Q: How do you leave a jackass in suspense?
A: Don't know. I'll tell you tomorrow
Girl: "Girls are better than boys."
Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?"
Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.