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joke bank - Insult Jokes

I don't mind that you are talking, so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

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Tell me, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

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You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

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If you call one of those psychic hotlines and they don't greet you by your name, you should hang up!

Micahskatt2

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

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If beauty was a drop of water, you'd be the Sahara Desert.

Alaska Baker

If ugliness were bricks, you'd be the Great Wall of China!

Anonymous

I believe in respect for the dead, in fact I could only respect you if you were dead.

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When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

ferrari

Sure, I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay an admission fee.

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