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joke bank - Insult Jokes

If you call one of those psychic hotlines and they don't greet you by your name, you should hang up!

Micahskatt2

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

LaughFactory

You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

LaughFactory

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

LaughFactory

If beauty was a drop of water, you'd be the Sahara Desert.

Alaska Baker

I believe in respect for the dead, in fact I could only respect you if you were dead.

LaughFactory

If ugliness were bricks, you'd be the Great Wall of China!

Anonymous

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

ferrari

Sure, I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay an admission fee.

LaughFactory

When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.

LaughFactory

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

LaughFactory

That isn't your forehead, it's your hair trying to run away from your face!

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