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joke bank - Insult Jokes

I believe in respect for the dead, in fact I could only respect you if you were dead.


Tom: "Were you born on the highway?"
Jerry: "Uh no, why?"
Tom: "Because that's where most accidents happen."


Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.


What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A BMW has pricks on the inside!


If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.


How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?


Sure, I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay an admission fee.


Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: Because they don't know where home is.

the chicken

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.


If you call one of those psychic hotlines and they don't greet you by your name, you should hang up!


You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.


Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?
A: The location of the dirt bag.