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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

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You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

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Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

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I believe in respect for the dead, in fact I could only respect you if you were dead.

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If beauty was a drop of water, you'd be the Sahara Desert.

Alaska Baker

If ugliness were bricks, you'd be the Great Wall of China!

Anonymous

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A BMW has pricks on the inside!

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

ferrari

Sure, I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay an admission fee.

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When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.

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Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

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That isn't your forehead, it's your hair trying to run away from your face!

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