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joke bank - Insult Jokes

Tell me, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

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Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

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Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

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If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

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I believe in respect for the dead, in fact I could only respect you if you were dead.

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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A BMW has pricks on the inside!

brent

You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

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Sure, I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay an admission fee.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

ferrari

If beauty was a drop of water, you'd be the Sahara Desert.

Alaska Baker

If you call one of those psychic hotlines and they don't greet you by your name, you should hang up!

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