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joke bank - Insult Jokes

I don't mind that you are talking, so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

LaughFactory

You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

LaughFactory

Tell me, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

LaughFactory

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

LaughFactory

If you call one of those psychic hotlines and they don't greet you by your name, you should hang up!

Micahskatt2

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

LaughFactory

If beauty was a drop of water, you'd be the Sahara Desert.

Alaska Baker

china...austraila..new zealand...south africa is fighting who has the best stuff
china says they have the biggest wall
austraila says they have the best grass
new zealand says they have the best flag
south africa says they have the springbuck ..he jumps over the wall ...shits on the grass...and wipes his ass with the flag

christun

If ugliness were bricks, you'd be the Great Wall of China!

Anonymous

I believe in respect for the dead, in fact I could only respect you if you were dead.

LaughFactory

When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.

LaughFactory

This is Ima Singin, I am really offended by this joke.
There is Sum Ting Wong with your sense of humor if you think thats funny

Anonymous