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Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

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If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

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Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

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I believe in respect for the dead, in fact I could only respect you if you were dead.

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You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A BMW has pricks on the inside!

brent

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

ferrari

Sure, I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay an admission fee.

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If beauty was a drop of water, you'd be the Sahara Desert.

Alaska Baker

If ugliness were bricks, you'd be the Great Wall of China!

Anonymous

When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.

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