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joke bank - Insult Jokes

Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?
A: The location of the dirt bag.

yesca487

What are you going to do for a face when the baboon calls and wants his ass back?

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Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths?

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Sure, I'd love to help you out. Now, which way did you come in?

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You started at the bottom and it's been downhill ever since!

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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have five fingers;
The middle one's for you.

My brother...

Q: What's the difference between Tom Cruise and a tuxedo?
A: One comes out of the closet on special occasions and the other is a tuxedo.

Anonymous

I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

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You're lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

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If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

lightwolf

Everyone has a right to be ugly but you abuse the privilege.

Anonymous

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

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