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You started at the bottom and it's been downhill ever since!

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That isn't your forehead, it's your hair trying to run away from your face!

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Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

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Q: What's the difference between Tom Cruise and a tuxedo?
A: One comes out of the closet on special occasions and the other is a tuxedo.

Anonymous

Sure, I'd love to help you out. Now, which way did you come in?

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If ugliness were bricks, you'd be the Great Wall of China!

Anonymous

If beauty was a drop of water, you'd be the Sahara Desert.

Alaska Baker

When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.

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Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths?

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What are you going to do for a face when the baboon calls and wants his ass back?

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I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

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I never forget a face, but in your case I will make an exception.

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