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This is Ima Singin, I am really offended by this joke.
There is Sum Ting Wong with your sense of humor if you think thats funny

Anonymous

Sure, I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay an admission fee.

LaughFactory

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.

So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?"

One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!"

So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"

End on story

Anonymous

What do you call an Indian man which is on fire?

Ima Singin.

Anonymous

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

LaughFactory

That isn't your forehead, it's your hair trying to run away from your face!

LaughFactory

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have five fingers;
The middle one's for you.

My brother...

Your family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in it is a prick.

a random p...

What are you going to do for a face when the baboon calls and wants his ass back?

LaughFactory

Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths?

LaughFactory

Everyone has a right to be ugly but you abuse the privilege.

Anonymous

The teacher was teaching in animal lesson.
Teacher: What does a pig do?
Student: it rolls around in mud.
Teacher: Good! What does a cow do?
Student: It makes milk!
Teacher: Great! Now, what does a crazy old monkey give you?
Student: Homework!

Anonymous