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joke bank - Insult Jokes

If you call one of those psychic hotlines and they don't greet you by your name, you should hang up!

Micahskatt2

What are you going to do for a face when the baboon calls and wants his ass back?

LaughFactory

Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?
A: The location of the dirt bag.

yesca487

Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths?

LaughFactory

Sure, I'd love to help you out. Now, which way did you come in?

LaughFactory

You started at the bottom and it's been downhill ever since!

LaughFactory

Q: What's the difference between Tom Cruise and a tuxedo?
A: One comes out of the closet on special occasions and the other is a tuxedo.

Anonymous

I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

LaughFactory

You're lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

LaughFactory

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have five fingers;
The middle one's for you.

My brother...

If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

lightwolf

Everyone has a right to be ugly but you abuse the privilege.

Anonymous