You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
Bob: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Joe: "To get to the idiot's house."
Bob: "Knock knock."
Joe: "Who's there?"
Bob: "The chicken."
I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.
A mother said to her son, "Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving." The son replied, "Maybe he has good parents then!"
You're so ugly, your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes, so he doesn't have to kiss you goodbye.