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joke bank - Insult Jokes

If you call one of those psychic hotlines and they don't greet you by your name, you should hang up!

Micahskatt2

Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths?

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Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?
A: The location of the dirt bag.

yesca487

Sure, I'd love to help you out. Now, which way did you come in?

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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have five fingers;
The middle one's for you.

My brother...

You started at the bottom and it's been downhill ever since!

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Q: What's the difference between Tom Cruise and a tuxedo?
A: One comes out of the closet on special occasions and the other is a tuxedo.

Anonymous

You're lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

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I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

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If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

lightwolf

Everyone has a right to be ugly but you abuse the privilege.

Anonymous

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

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