joke bank - Insult Jokes

If you call one of those psychic hotlines and they don't greet you by your name, you should hang up!

Micahskatt2

When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.

LaughFactory

Everyone has a right to be ugly but you abuse the privilege.

Anonymous

I believe in respect for the dead, in fact I could only respect you if you were dead.

LaughFactory

Your family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in it is a prick.

a random p...

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

ferrari

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

LaughFactory

The teacher was teaching in animal lesson.
Teacher: What does a pig do?
Student: it rolls around in mud.
Teacher: Good! What does a cow do?
Student: It makes milk!
Teacher: Great! Now, what does a crazy old monkey give you?
Student: Homework!

Anonymous

That isn't your forehead, it's your hair trying to run away from your face!

LaughFactory

Sure, I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay an admission fee.

LaughFactory

What are you going to do for a face when the baboon calls and wants his ass back?

LaughFactory

You're lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

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