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joke bank - Insult Jokes

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

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That isn't your forehead, it's your hair trying to run away from your face!

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I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.

So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?"

One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!"

So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"

End on story

Anonymous

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have five fingers;
The middle one's for you.

My brother...

Your family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in it is a prick.

a random p...

What are you going to do for a face when the baboon calls and wants his ass back?

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china...austraila..new zealand...south africa is fighting who has the best stuff
china says they have the biggest wall
austraila says they have the best grass
new zealand says they have the best flag
south africa says they have the springbuck ..he jumps over the wall ...shits on the grass...and wipes his ass with the flag

christun

Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths?

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Everyone has a right to be ugly but you abuse the privilege.

Anonymous

Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?
A: The location of the dirt bag.

yesca487

The teacher was teaching in animal lesson.
Teacher: What does a pig do?
Student: it rolls around in mud.
Teacher: Good! What does a cow do?
Student: It makes milk!
Teacher: Great! Now, what does a crazy old monkey give you?
Student: Homework!

Anonymous

Sure, I'd love to help you out. Now, which way did you come in?

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