joke bank - Insult Jokes

When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

ferrari

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.

So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?"

One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!"

So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"

End on story

Anonymous

Sure, I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay an admission fee.

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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have five fingers;
The middle one's for you.

My brother...

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

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That isn't your forehead, it's your hair trying to run away from your face!

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Your family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in it is a prick.

a random p...

What are you going to do for a face when the baboon calls and wants his ass back?

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Everyone has a right to be ugly but you abuse the privilege.

Anonymous

The teacher was teaching in animal lesson.
Teacher: What does a pig do?
Student: it rolls around in mud.
Teacher: Good! What does a cow do?
Student: It makes milk!
Teacher: Great! Now, what does a crazy old monkey give you?
Student: Homework!

Anonymous

Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths?

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