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joke bank - Insult Jokes

If you call one of those psychic hotlines and they don't greet you by your name, you should hang up!

Micahskatt2

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

LaughFactory

That isn't your forehead, it's your hair trying to run away from your face!

LaughFactory

Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?
A: The location of the dirt bag.

yesca487

What are you going to do for a face when the baboon calls and wants his ass back?

LaughFactory

Sure, I'd love to help you out. Now, which way did you come in?

LaughFactory

You started at the bottom and it's been downhill ever since!

LaughFactory

Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths?

LaughFactory

Q: What's the difference between Tom Cruise and a tuxedo?
A: One comes out of the closet on special occasions and the other is a tuxedo.

Anonymous

I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

LaughFactory

You're lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

LaughFactory

If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

lightwolf