Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
When somebody calls you gay, say, "I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on."
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
You're lucky mirrors don't talk, or laugh for that matter.
Well, they do say opposites attract. So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.