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If ugliness were bricks, you'd be the Great Wall of China!

Anonymous

Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?
A: The location of the dirt bag.

yesca487

That isn't your forehead, it's your hair trying to run away from your face!

LaughFactory

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

LaughFactory

A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull." The driver gets annoyed as the kid continues to yammer on, "If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick." The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?" The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."

Monty & Sam

When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.

LaughFactory

You started at the bottom and it's been downhill ever since!

LaughFactory

Sure, I'd love to help you out. Now, which way did you come in?

LaughFactory

Q: What's the difference between Tom Cruise and a tuxedo?
A: One comes out of the closet on special occasions and the other is a tuxedo.

Anonymous

What are you going to do for a face when the baboon calls and wants his ass back?

LaughFactory

Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths?

LaughFactory

I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

LaughFactory