Chocolate Sundaes is live this Sunday!

joke bank - Insult Jokes

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have five fingers;
The middle one's for you.

My brother...

Everyone has a right to be ugly but you abuse the privilege.

Anonymous

I never forget a face, but in your case I will make an exception.

saralyn d

I'd ask how old you are, but I don't think you can count that high.

LaughFactory

If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.

LaughFactory

Your family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in it is a prick.

a random p...

You have that far look in your eyes: the farther you are, the better you look.

Anonymous

Last time I had a kiss like that, I was trying to bring my goldfish back to life.

LaughFactory

I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave!

LaughFactory

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

LaughFactory

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

LaughFactory

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

LaughFactory