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Your family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in it is a prick.

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I'd ask how old you are, but I don't think you can count that high.

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Last time I had a kiss like that, I was trying to bring my goldfish back to life.

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If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.

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I never forget a face, but in your case I will make an exception.

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You have that far look in your eyes: the farther you are, the better you look.

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Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

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I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave!

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If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

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When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.

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I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

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If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents!

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