joke bank - Insult Jokes

You're lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.


If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.


Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.


I'd ask how old you are, but I don't think you can count that high.


I never forget a face, but in your case I will make an exception.

saralyn d

If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.


I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave!


Last time I had a kiss like that, I was trying to bring my goldfish back to life.


You have that far look in your eyes: the farther you are, the better you look.


Your family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in it is a prick.

a random p...

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!


Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have five fingers;
The middle one's for you.

My brother...