MAZ JOBRANI - TROPICANA LAS VEGAS - JUNE 30-JULY 3

joke bank - Insult Jokes

If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

lightwolf

I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

LaughFactory

Q: What's the difference between Tom Cruise and a tuxedo?
A: One comes out of the closet on special occasions and the other is a tuxedo.

Anonymous

You started at the bottom and it's been downhill ever since!

LaughFactory

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

LaughFactory

china...austraila..new zealand...south africa is fighting who has the best stuff
china says they have the biggest wall
austraila says they have the best grass
new zealand says they have the best flag
south africa says they have the springbuck ..he jumps over the wall ...shits on the grass...and wipes his ass with the flag

christun

A student asked his teacher how old she was. She promptly said, "39 and holding." Then the student asked, "Well, then, how old would you be if you let go?"

Anonymous

I'd ask how old you are, but I don't think you can count that high.

LaughFactory

Last time I had a kiss like that, I was trying to bring my goldfish back to life.

LaughFactory

If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.

LaughFactory

I never forget a face, but in your case I will make an exception.

saralyn d

You have that far look in your eyes: the farther you are, the better you look.

Anonymous