You're lucky mirrors don't talk, or laugh for that matter.
Q: Who is the poorest guy in the south?
A: The Tooth Fairy.
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
Well, they do say opposites attract. So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
Your teeth are so big when you sneeze you bite your chest.