Bob: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Joe: "To get to the idiot's house."
Bob: "Knock knock."
Joe: "Who's there?"
Bob: "The chicken."
I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.
Tell me, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
Your face looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a fork.