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joke bank - Insult Jokes

You're lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

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If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

lightwolf

I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

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Q: What's the difference between Tom Cruise and a tuxedo?
A: One comes out of the closet on special occasions and the other is a tuxedo.

Anonymous

You started at the bottom and it's been downhill ever since!

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Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

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A student asked his teacher how old she was. She promptly said, "39 and holding." Then the student asked, "Well, then, how old would you be if you let go?"

Anonymous

I'd ask how old you are, but I don't think you can count that high.

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Last time I had a kiss like that, I was trying to bring my goldfish back to life.

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This is Ima Singin, I am really offended by this joke.
There is Sum Ting Wong with your sense of humor if you think thats funny

Anonymous

What do you call an Indian man which is on fire?

Ima Singin.

Anonymous

If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.

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