You're so ugly, your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes, so he doesn't have to kiss you goodbye.
Girl: "Girls are better than boys."
Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?"
Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."
I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.
Tell me, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Your face looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a fork.