joke bank - Insult Jokes

Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths?

LaughFactory

If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

lightwolf

Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?
A: The location of the dirt bag.

yesca487

Sure, I'd love to help you out. Now, which way did you come in?

LaughFactory

A woman had 20 children. 10 girls 10 boys, all of their names were leroy. Boys spelt Leroy girls spelt Leroigh. She met a man one day and told him how many children she had and what their names were. " why did you name all of your children Leroy/Leroigh?" The man asked. "It's easy to call them all together. For example Leroy/Leroigh time for bet time for supper." The woman laughed. The man asked "how do you call them if you only need one of the children?" The woman cackled "by their last names of course!"

Anonymous

I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

LaughFactory

Q: What's the difference between Tom Cruise and a tuxedo?
A: One comes out of the closet on special occasions and the other is a tuxedo.

Anonymous

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

LaughFactory

You started at the bottom and it's been downhill ever since!

LaughFactory

When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.

LaughFactory

I'd ask how old you are, but I don't think you can count that high.

LaughFactory

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe out of that thing

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