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joke bank - Insult Jokes

You're lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

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If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

lightwolf

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

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I never forget a face, but in your case I will make an exception.

saralyn d

If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.

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I'd ask how old you are, but I don't think you can count that high.

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You have that far look in your eyes: the farther you are, the better you look.

Anonymous

I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave!

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Last time I had a kiss like that, I was trying to bring my goldfish back to life.

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You need to get a life outside of the internet. Go outside, look around. I'm sure trailer parks smell lovely in the morning.

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Your family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in it is a prick.

a random p...

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

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