My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, so I said, "I want a second opinion." He said, "Okay, you're ugly too."
You're so ugly that when you were born they didn't slap you they slapped your mom.
Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*ck sucker again!?
I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.
You're so ugly, your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes, so he doesn't have to kiss you goodbye.