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joke bank - Insult Jokes

Sure, I'd love to help you out. Now, which way did you come in?

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Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?
A: The location of the dirt bag.

yesca487

You're lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

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If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

lightwolf

Q: What's the difference between Tom Cruise and a tuxedo?
A: One comes out of the closet on special occasions and the other is a tuxedo.

Anonymous

I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

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You started at the bottom and it's been downhill ever since!

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Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

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I'd ask how old you are, but I don't think you can count that high.

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Last time I had a kiss like that, I was trying to bring my goldfish back to life.

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A student asked his teacher how old she was. She promptly said, "39 and holding." Then the student asked, "Well, then, how old would you be if you let go?"

Anonymous

When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.

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