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A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull." The driver gets annoyed as the kid continues to yammer on, "If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick." The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?" The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."

Monty & Sam

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

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You have that far look in your eyes: the farther you are, the better you look.

Anonymous

You need to get a life outside of the internet. Go outside, look around. I'm sure trailer parks smell lovely in the morning.

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If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.

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You're lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

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Last time I had a kiss like that, I was trying to bring my goldfish back to life.

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I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave!

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I'd ask how old you are, but I don't think you can count that high.

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I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

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Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

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If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

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