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A man is fishing and he catches a crocodile. The crocodile tells him, "Please let me go! I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man says, "Okay, I wish my penis could touch the ground." The crocodile then bites his legs off.

Today's Joke


Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Featured on April 24, 2015


Why can’t Polish farmers raise chickens? They plant the eggs too deep.

Featured on April 23, 2015


A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? Twenty years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." The husband says, "Looks like he’s still celebrating!"

Featured on April 22, 2015

Penelope Snyder

I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me!

Featured on April 21, 2015


Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"

Featured on April 20, 2015


Yo momma so stupid it took her four hours to watch "60 Minutes."

Featured on April 19, 2015

matthew and yuriana

An old man goes to the doctor for some tests. When he gets the results, the doctor tells him that he has bad news. The old man says, "Just give it to me straight, doc." The doctor says, "Well, you have cancer, and you have Alzheimer's." The old man says, "I guess it could be worse. I could have cancer."

Featured on April 18, 2015