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joke bank - Joke of the Day

Q: What starts with F and ends with U-C-K?
A: Firetruck.

Today's Joke

russ buss

An American, a Vietnamese, a Mexican, a Brazilian, a Canadian, a German, a Turk, and a Russian walk into a fancy restaurant. When they got to the front desk, they were kicked out because they did not have a Thai.

Featured on October 18, 2017

Dr. John

Q: What's Forrest Gump’s password?
A: 1forrest1

Featured on October 17, 2017

TheLaughFa...

There are two muffins in an oven. The muffin on the left turns to the other and says, "Man, it's getting hot in here." The one on the right then says, "Holy sh*t, a talking muffin!"

Featured on October 16, 2017

jonkeltz

Q: Why did the girl wear glasses in math class?
A: It improves di-vision.

Featured on October 15, 2017

heartc

Q: How can you get high underwater?
A: Sea weed

Featured on October 14, 2017

Anonymous

Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: Its OK. He woke up.

Featured on October 13, 2017

Anonymous

I would make another chemistry joke, but they ARGON.

Featured on October 12, 2017

JMC AND KC