Q: Did you hear about the guy who drank 8 Cokes?
A: He burped 7Up.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Featured on May 26, 2016
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Featured on May 25, 2016
Q: What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed?
A: "Oh sheet!"
Featured on May 24, 2016
Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor saw her butt and then her face and he said, "It's twins!"
Featured on May 21, 2016
Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Featured on May 20, 2016