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Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
A: A monkey.

Featured on August 15, 2017


Q: Why do pilgrims pants fall down?
A: Because their belts are on their hats.

Featured on August 14, 2017


Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!

Featured on August 13, 2017


Q: Which months have 29 days in them?
A: All of them.

Featured on August 12, 2017


Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus.

Featured on August 11, 2017

Silenxio M...

Q: What goes up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?
A: An umbrella.

Featured on August 10, 2017

Dan Romaine