joke bank - Joke of the Day

Q: What do you give a guy with a machete for his birthday?
A: I don't know. Just hope he likes it.

Today's Joke


If tomatoes are a fruit, isn't ketchup a smoothie?

Featured on February 25, 2017


Q: Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.

Featured on February 24, 2017


Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
A: Because she ran away from the ball.

Featured on February 23, 2017

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Q: Why do the French eat snails?
A: They don't like fast food.

Featured on February 22, 2017


Q: Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
A: Because he is a pain in the neck.

Featured on February 21, 2017


Q: Why do pirates not know the alphabet?
A: They always get stuck at "c."

Featured on February 20, 2017


Q: How do you turn white chocolate into dark chocolate?
A: Turn off the light.

Featured on February 19, 2017