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I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta, now it’s a Ford Focus.

Featured on September 26, 2016


Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table, then a chair.

Featured on September 25, 2016

Kirbeh Master

In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China.

Featured on September 24, 2016

Andy Maus

Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A: Senator.

Featured on September 23, 2016

Yo Daddyo

Three elderly men are taking a walk outside their nursing home. The first one says, "Windy, isn't it?" The second one says, "No, it's Thursday!" The third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."

Featured on September 22, 2016

Mr. Minear

Teacher: "Why are you so late?"
Student: "Someone told me to go to hell."
Teacher: "Why did that make you late to class?"
Student: "I couldn't find it at first, but now here I am."

Featured on September 21, 2016

Ms bontoft :)

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!

Featured on September 20, 2016

Jojo C