Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
"No bell that's why I knocked."
Featured on June 24, 2016
Q: Why is the barn so noisy?
A: Because the cows have horns.
Featured on June 23, 2016
Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring."
Husband: "I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."
Featured on June 22, 2016
Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....
Featured on June 21, 2016
Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.
Featured on June 20, 2016
Teacher: "What is the future tense of the statement: 'I had killed a thief'?"
Student: "You will go to jail."
Featured on June 19, 2016
Yo momma's so fat, when I said I wanted "pigs in a blanket," she got back in bed.
Featured on June 18, 2016