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Q: Did you hear about the guy who dreamed he was eating a giant marshmallow?
A: When he woke up, his pillow was gone.

Today's Joke

joejoej13

Q: What animal should you never play cards with?
A: A cheetah.

Featured on March 24, 2017

Anonymous

Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram.

Featured on March 23, 2017

Anonymous

Q: Why did the reporter rush into the ice cream shop?
A: He was looking for a scoop.

Featured on March 22, 2017

Ellie K.

Q: Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?
A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

Featured on March 21, 2017

EMILYMACARONI

Q: Why did the duck go to jail?
A: Because he got caught selling quack.

Featured on March 20, 2017

Anonymous

Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.

Featured on March 19, 2017

TheLaughFa...

Q: What has a face and two hands but no arms, legs, or a body?
A: A clock.

Featured on March 18, 2017

Clocked