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Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips!

Today's Joke

Samanthas ...

Q: Why does a cow wear a bell around its neck?
A: Because its horns don't work.

Featured on April 28, 2017

Krispyk

Q: Why do centipedes have 100 legs?
A: So they can walk.

Featured on April 27, 2017

Anonymous

Q. what do you call a bear with no teeth
A. A gummy bear

Featured on April 26, 2017

Eliana Her...

Q: Why shouldn't you take atoms seriously?
A: Because they make up everything.

Featured on April 25, 2017

Anonymous

Q: What did one ocean say to another ocean?
A: Nothing. It just waved.

Featured on April 24, 2017

skylah gol...

Q: Where does an animal go if it loses its tail?
A: A retailer!

Featured on April 23, 2017

Mason Dunn...

Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes
A: You never see a rabbit wears glasses.

Featured on April 22, 2017

Anonymous