Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
What's green, slimy, and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
Featured on August 03, 2015
Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."
Featured on August 02, 2015
If you want to know who is really man’s best friend, put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car, come back an hour later, open the trunk, and see which one is happy to see you.
Featured on August 01, 2015
Q: Did you hear about the new "divorced" Barbie doll in stores now?
A: It comes with all of Ken’s stuff.
Featured on July 31, 2015
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
Featured on July 30, 2015
What is green and red and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
Featured on July 29, 2015
Did you hear about the Iranian who locked himself out of his car? It took three hours to get his family out of it.
Featured on July 28, 2015