What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.
Featured on September 02, 2015
What’s the biggest crime committed by transvestites? Male fraud.
Featured on September 01, 2015
How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!
Featured on August 31, 2015
Our last fight was my fault. My wife asked me,"What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust."
Featured on August 30, 2015
Two guys are standing in line to enter heaven. One turned around and asked the other how he died. "I froze to death. How about you?" "I had a heart attack." "How did that happen?" "Well, I suspected my wife was cheating on me. So after work I went straight home. I ran upstairs to find my wife sleeping by herself. Then I ran back downstairs and looked in all the hiding spots. When I was running back up the stairs, I had a heart attack." "That's ironic." "Why?" "If you would've looked in the fridge, we'd both be alive."
Featured on August 29, 2015
Q: How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A: They are fun to ride, but you don’t want your friends to find out.
Featured on August 28, 2015
Why do married men gain weight and bachelors don’t? The bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.
Featured on August 27, 2015