Register instantly with Facebook or Twitter

Share what you love with your friends or followers & See the videos your friends want to share

The Laugh Factory

THE LAUGH FACTORY COMEDY NETWORK
RADIO

Submit a Joke

Make Anonymous

joke bank - Joke of the Day

Three elderly men are taking a walk outside their nursing home. The first one says, "Windy, isn't it?" The second one says, "No, it's Thursday!" The third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."

Today's Joke

Mr. Minear

How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.

Featured on May 25, 2015

A Redhead

A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination of a witness, when he stopped and said, "I object, your honor! One of the jurors is asleep." The Judge ruled, "You put him to sleep, so you wake him up."

Featured on May 24, 2015

george

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Featured on May 23, 2015

Silenxio Maximeaning Ultimious

In heaven, the angels asked God where he would spend his next holiday. God said, "Definitely not on Earth. Last time I went there, I left a girl pregnant and those people haven't stopped talking about it since!"

Featured on May 22, 2015

riley

Teacher: "I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow. Where is grass?"
Student: "The cow ate the grass, sir."

Featured on May 21, 2015

Ponyboy

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around and asks, "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"

Featured on May 20, 2015

Jerome

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: "You're too young to smoke."

Featured on May 19, 2015

Terence Olivier