Q: Why do pilgrims pants fall down?
A: Because their belts are on their hats.
Q: If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring?
Featured on November 26, 2014
What did the farmer get when he crossed a centipede with a Turkey? 100 Drumsticks.
Featured on November 25, 2014
Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn't a chicken.
Featured on November 24, 2014
Q. What is a taxidermist's favorite part of Thanksgiving?
A. The stuffing.
Featured on November 23, 2014
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Featured on November 22, 2014
Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!
Featured on November 21, 2014
Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: "Breathe, stupid!"
Featured on November 20, 2014