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Your mamma so poor she washes paper plates.

call of duty guy

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.

my dog

Q: What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?
A: Sandy Eggo.

Hannah Montana

Did you hear about the blonde who brought toilet paper to a craps game?

Mark My Words

A baby duck and a baby skunk finish crossing the freeway after just narrowly escaping death. Their families however were all killed by a big-rig. Upon reaching the other side, the little duck tells the baby skunk, "My parents both died and didn't tell me what I am." "Well," says the baby skunk, "You are yellow and you have a bill and webbed feet. You must be a duck." The duck thanked him. The baby skunk then tells the duck, "You know what, my parents didn't tell me what I am either." "Well," says the baby duck, "You're not quite black and you're not quite white and you smell bad. You must be Mexican."

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Yo mamma so stupid that when you you were born and she saw your cord, she said, "Oh, it comes with cable!"

cherrypopie

Q: What is the difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the road and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?
A: The skid marks in front of the skunk.

Mark My Words

I told my wife that I would get a tattoo on my pecker of a one-million dollar bill. This way she can blow a million bucks without leaving the house.

Mark My Words

Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips!

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Yo mama is so old, creationists deny her existence.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!

Me!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!

Anonymous

A blonde fell and hurt herself at work. The doctor said she was and would be fine, but needed a little time to heal. The doctor suggested an easier job for a week or so. She brought the doctor's note to her boss and he suggested light duty for the week. The blonde began to cry. Her boss asked why she was crying. She said, "I don't know how to change lights!"

jmh

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom said, "Don't worry. That part where the hair has grown is called a Monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." At dinner, the girl told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister replied, "That’s nothing. Mine is already eating bananas."

Anonymous

A lady sitting in the dentist chair told the dentist, "I would rather go through the pain of child birth than have you drill in my mouth." The dentist replied, "Well, you had better make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."

Mark My Words

A man goes to a strip club with an alligator. He says, "I bet you that I can put my dick into this alligator's mouth for 1 minute, and when I take it out, it will not be damaged. If I succeed, all of you will buy me drinks. If I fail, I will buy all of you drinks." The other men agree and he puts his dick into the alligator's mouth for 1 minute. After 1 minute, he hits the alligator on the head with a beer bottle, and he opens his mouth. To everyone's surprise, his dick is unharmed. "Now, before you buy me drinks, does anybody else want to try?" After a while, someone in the back finally raises their hand. It's a woman. "I guess I can try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with a beer bottle."

Anonymous

Yo momma is so nasty when she farts the smoke alarm goes off.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Aayush Raman

Q: Where did the general keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies.

Donut 347

Q: Why did the emu cross the road?
A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Anonymous