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Q. How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
A. As mushroom as possible


It was two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife were sleeping when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? (paused for a few seconds) How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?" and slams the phone down.
His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?" The husband replies, "I don't know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear tonight."


I'm an anesthesiologist. I get to pass gas for a living.


I have a phobia of over engineered buildings. I have a complex complex complex.


Q. Why are mountains not just funny?
A. They are also hill areas.


Q. What do you call a paralyzed goat?

A. Billy Idle


Q. What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
A. Virgin Mobile.


Q. Why is quantum mechanics is the original "original hipster"?
A. It described the universe before it was cool.


Q. Why are conspiracy theories are like moon landings?
A. Because they're all fake.


I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.


What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Annie X

A man came home to find his wife in bed with a stranger. "What the hell are you two doing?" He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."