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Yo momma so dumb, she tried to surf the microwave

Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?


Her: Awww... Yes!!!


Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me

Teacher: How much is a gram?


Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need

Why are frogs always so happy? They eat what ever bugs them

Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.

I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey! The sign says you're open 24 hours." He Said, "Yes, but not in a row!"

Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

Boy: The principal is so dumb!

Girl: Do you know who I am?

Boy: No...

Girl: I am the principal's daughter!

Boy: Do you know who I am?

Girl: No...

Boy: Good! *Walks away*

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners

The lady says, "Come Again!"

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."

Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!

Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get 7 years bad luck!


Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already worldwide.