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I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."


A priest is sitting in a confession box and has to go to the bathroom. He calls an alter boy over and says, "I have to go pee and I need you to take over." Not knowing what to do, the alter boy asks for help. The priest says, "Just give them a few Hail Marys and send them on their way." Soon after, a blonde woman walks in the booth and says, "Forgive me father. I have committed a sin. I gave my boyfriend a blowjob." The alter boy is confused, so he asks another nearby alter boy, "What does the priest usually give for a blowjob?" The second alter boy replies, "I don't know about you, but my price is a candy bar and a Pepsi."

Hebrew Special

If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level.

Anal Avenger

A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger, presses on her elbow, and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams, and so it goes on; everywhere she touches makes her scream with pain. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?" She says, "No, I dyed my hair. I'm naturally blonde." "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

A Blonde

Q: How can you tell a blonde has been having a bad day?
A: She has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Payton sharp

Yo momma's so fat that Mount Everest tried to climb her.


An apartment building is on fire. Firefighters are on the scene, however both their ladder and life net are broken. A star quarterback sees the commotion and asks, "What's happening? Can I help?" The fire chief says, "There's a mother and baby stuck in the building on the 19th floor! The mother is up there in the window. Can you catch her child?" The mother frantically waves down to the men below and the football player shouts up to her, "Go ahead, I'm ready!" He holds his arms out and the women drops the infant. Just when the quarterback deftly catches the child, he spikes it to the ground yelling, "TOUCHDOWN!"


Q: Where can you find the biggest amount of the largest sized women's lingerie in the world?
A: In Africa: there's thousands of Z bras.


Q: What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?
A: A churro.


Yo mama's so fat, her soup bowl came with a lifeguard.

Matty Moot

Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vader.

Gabe Neaveill

Yo mama's so fat, she has to grease her hands to put them in her pockets.


Yo mama's so fat, when she talks to herself it's a long-distance call.


Yo mama so old, she had to babysit Jesus.


Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?
A: Roast twerky!


Q: What did Cinderella say when she dropped her film off at the photo lab?
A: "Someday my prints will come."


Yo momma so fat Earth is tilted because she fell out of her chair.


Yo momma so ugly that Ripley's doesn't believe it.


Boudreaux and Thibodeaux was friends. One day, Boudreaux saw Thibodeaux driving a brand new Ford. He said, "Thibodeaux, where'd you get that new truck? You don't have no job." Tibodeaux said, "You know Mrs. Patty? She's been sweet on me for quite some time. Today, she took me out into the woods in this here truck. She got out the truck, took off all her clothes, and said, 'Thibodeaux, take what you want.' So I took the truck." Boudreaux said, "Well dats good for you Thibodeaux, because her clothes would never fit you."

Boo Boo Comeaux Da Cajun

A blonde lady was stuck in a snowstorm when she remembered her dad's advice: "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait until a snowplow drives by and then follow it." Eventually she saw a snowplow so she followed it along in her car. After 30 minutes, the snowplow driver stopped, got out, and walked up to the woman's car asking, "Lady, why are you following me?" She explained what her father had told her and the driver said, "Well I'm done with the Walmart parking lot now. Do you want to follow me to Best Buy?"

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