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Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

What is a dentist's favorite Dinosaur? A Flossorapter

I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Teacher: What is the value of Pi?
Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

A teacher asks her class what their favorite letter is. A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, "Why is that, Angus?"

I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder.

Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower?
A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.

Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts?
A: Through the Dumble-door.

For a period, Houdini used a trap door in every single show he did…I guess you could say it was a stage he was going through.

How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.