Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: One says, "Spit out your gum," and the other says, "Choo choo choo!"
Q: Why is a river rich? A: Because it has two banks.
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
Q: What is the difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the road and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?
A: The skid marks in front of the skunk.
Q: Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
A: Because freedom rings!