If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
Two drunks are sitting in a bar when one of them turns to the other one and asks, "Hey, isn't that Hortense?" The other drunk chimes in and says, "No, she looks pretty relaxed to me."
Q: Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: One says, "Spit out your gum," and the other says, "Choo choo choo!"