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joke bank - Miscellaneous Jokes

Q. Why are mountains not just funny?
A. They are also hill areas.

JxDtv

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

haaz69

Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

Ahnoyink

Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity. He got it back.

Anonymous

Q: How can you get high underwater?
A: Sea weed

Anonymous

I'm so hot, when I took of my clothes in the bathroom, the shower got turned on.

Anonymous

An apartment building is on fire. Firefighters are on the scene, however both their ladder and life net are broken. A star quarterback sees the commotion and asks, "What's happening? Can I help?" The fire chief says, "There's a mother and baby stuck in the building on the 19th floor! The mother is up there in the window. Can you catch her child?" The mother frantically waves down to the men below and the football player shouts up to her, "Go ahead, I'm ready!" He holds his arms out and the women drops the infant. Just when the quarterback deftly catches the child, he spikes it to the ground yelling, "TOUCHDOWN!"

Skellur

Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
A: Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

iwe

Little Johnny traveled North to visit his friend during winter time. His friend's mother saw Johnny shivering, so she said, "Come here and put your hands between my thighs to warm them up." Johnny said, "My ears are cold too."

Lantanna L...

Q: Why did the zombie go to the music store? A: He wanted to buy some organs.

Dylan and ...

Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?
A: It runs in your genes.

Hamid

If you think nobody cares you are alive, try missing a couple of payments.

Anonymous