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joke bank - Miscellaneous Jokes

Q: Did you hear about that mathematician with constipation? A: He worked it out with a pencil.

Laura Ryan

Q: Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
A: He decided to stick it out for one more year!

TheLaughFa...

It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

Anonymous

Little Johnny walked in on his parents and saw them doing it. He asked his dad what he was doing to his mom. His dad said, "Go back to sleep, we're making you a little brother." In the morning, the dad was walking to his car when he saw Johnny banging the exhaust pipe and asked Johnny what he was doing. Johnny said, "I'm making myself a little car."

motumbu

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby comin' around the mountain when she comes!

Sandy Elmer

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.

TheLaughFa...

Q: What would George Washington be doing if he were alive? A: Terrified, screaming in his coffin.

Jonny B

Q: What do eggs do for fun?
A: Karayolke (karaoke).

big will

Two doctors are on a golf course at the tenth hole. One of them looks up in the trees and sees an owl asleep on a branch. One doctor says to the other, "I'll bet you $100 I can give that owl a vasectomy and that owl won't even wake up." The other doctor says, "You've got a bet." The first doctor climbs up the tree, does the operation, and comes down from the tree. The owl never wakes up. The second doctor, not to be outdone, says, "I bet you the same that I can give that owl a tonsillectomy and he won't wake up." The second doctor climbs up the tree, does his operation, and the owl never wakes up. An hour later, the owl wakes up, flies to another tree, sees another owl and tells him, "Whatever you do, don't fall asleep in that tree by the tenth hole, because when I woke up after a nap, I couldn't hoot worth a fuck or fuck worth a hoot!"

Mark My Words

Q: What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? A: Bingo!

the void

Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
A: "I got you covered."

Capricorn37

There are 3 types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.

Lorris Simon