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joke bank - Miscellaneous Jokes

A very good magician has hypnotised an entire audience. He has them under his complete control and they are willing do whatever he tells them to do. Unfortunately, at the vital moment, he trips over the microphone cord, lands on his ass and says, "Shit!"

luczywek2000

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie." "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was!" The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

zesdus

How many real men does it take to change a light bulb? None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark!

JSM422

Did you hear about the dyslexic traffic cop who spent the weekend handing out IUD's?

Mark My Words

Q: How do you put an elephant into a Safeway bag?
A: You take the "f" out of safe & the "f" out of way- wait, there's no "f" in way!

bedge o matic

Q: Why did God invent lawyers?
A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

TheLaughFa...

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

Anonymous

"My brother likes to brag about the size of his penis which doesn't bother me, I just wish he wouldn't rub it in my face."

chr1sfenton

When characters in the movies go underwater, I like to hold my breath to see how long I can last. I almost died in Finding Nemo.

Anonymous

It is 2:00 am. There are a half dozen empty vodka bottles lying on the dimly-lit street. Two men standing in the middle of street have been arguing that the other man is more drunk. Finally, one man said to the other, “If you are not drunk, then climb up this column," pointing to the vertical beam of light that the flashlight in this right hand makes. Thinking a bit, the other man stuttered, “I am not that stupid. If I climb up to the top and you turn off the light, I will surely fall to my death!”

Junlin

Little Bobby's teacher asked everyone to draw something exciting. Isabel drew a puppy, Jeffrey drew a cake, and little Bobby drew a period. The teacher looked puzzled and asked Bobby, "How is this exciting?" Bobby said, "Well it may not be to you, but my sister is missing two, so there is a lot of excitement at my house."

Dez nut ha...

You might be a redneck if your home has more miles on it than your car.

James Carlson