Doctor: “You’ll live to be 60!”
Patient: “I am 60!”
Doctor: “See! What did I tell you?”
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: "You're too young to smoke."
Q: Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma?
A: There’s no menu; you get what you deserve.
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."
Bless you! Need a tissue?