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A scientist and a philosopher are being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist makes some quick calculations and says, β€œIt's no good trying to outrun it. It's catching up!” The philosopher keeps a little ahead and replies, β€œI'm not trying to outrun the lion, I'm trying to outrun you!”


"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "A doctor." "And why's that?" "Because it's the only profession where you can tell women to take off their clothes and then stick their husbands with the bill."


A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said "Help Wanted," so the man ran in the store and yelled out, "What's wrong?!"


What do you call a lawyer who doesn't know the law? A judge.


An old lady rushed into the police department and claimed she was raped. When asked what the guy looked like, she said she didn't know, only that he was a contractor. When asked how she knew that, she yelled, "All he could say was, 'I'm coming! I'm coming!' and he never finished the job."