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If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
While visiting a friend in the hospital, a young man notices several pretty nurses, each one of them wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. “What does the pin signify?” he asks one of them. “Oh! Nothing,” she says with a chuckle, “we just use it to keep the doctors away.”
What is the difference between a waitress who works in a strip club and an actual stripper? About two weeks.
A dentist told a mother, "I'm sorry madam, but I'll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy's tooth." The mother exclaimed, "A $100! You said it was only $20!" "Yes," replied the dentist, "but he yelled so loudly that he scared four other patients out of the office!"
Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: No, because there is no proof of it.
Boss: Well there is now !
Employee: How?
Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
What can a goose do that a duck can't, but a lawyer should? Shove its bill up its ass!
If an accountant's spouse cannot sleep, what is the best cure? Ask the accountant to talk about their work.
We've been reading in the papers lately about terrible cruelty someone is causing to our winged friends by the shore, as many Pelicans have been found with their beaks cut off. Police suspect a local bill collector is behind it all.
How can you tell when an engineer is an extrovert. He stares at YOUR shoes while he talks to you.