Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died? He was looking for loopholes!
What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.
Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enter a bar. The first one orders a pint, the second one orders half a pint, the third one orders a quarter pint. The bartender says, "I understand," and pours two pints.
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.