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joke bank - Office Jokes

An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes and spread her legs. The dentist said, ''I think you have the wrong room.''
''You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."

Anonymous

Why was the civil engineer's relationship so unstable? Because there was no truss left!

ggevorky123

The Job Interview:

- Name?

- Angus MacTavish.

- Age?

- 43.

- Place of birth?

- Isle Of Rum.

- Slow down, we'll get to your hobbies later.

Harrybot

Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: No, because there is no proof of it.
Boss: Well there is now !
Employee: How?
Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Anime

While taking the interview, the employer asked the candidate:
Employer: So, how long did you work during your'e last job?
Candidate: 30 years
Employer: oh, you look young how old are you
Candidate: 20 years old
The employer was surprised and asked the candidate how she worked 30 years and has only been living for 20 years??
Candidate: Overtime!

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