When asked if they would have sex with Bill Clinton, 86% of women in D.C. said, "Not again."
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Obama, no cash, and no hope.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?