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The NSA: a government organization that actually listens to you!


Hillary Clinton has finally announced she will be running for President. Yes, finally. She says this is a great step forward for all women... who happen to be married to a former president.


What happens when you give a politician Viagra? He gets taller.


Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.

Mark My W...

The recession is getting so bad, the bank sent me a new type of credit card. It was pre-declined.


What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton.


Congress does some strange things. They put a high tax on liquor and then raises the other taxes that drive people to drink.


It was so cold today, a Democrat had his hands in his own pockets!


Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.


Q: What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
A: You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.


New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has said that he may run for President, but analysts predict it is much more likely that he will walk.


A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything except office.

Paul Beisner