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joke bank - Political Jokes

The NSA: a government organization that actually listens to you!

noahlegoid

Q: What is Rodney King's least favorite band?
A: The Police.

Anonymous

What happens when you give a politician Viagra? He gets taller.

Anonymous

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.

Mark My W...

The recession is getting so bad, the bank sent me a new type of credit card. It was pre-declined.

shedpal

Congress does some strange things. They put a high tax on liquor and then raises the other taxes that drive people to drink.

TheLaughFa...

What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton.

Anonymous

It was so cold today, a Democrat had his hands in his own pockets!

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
A: You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.

M@mm1

Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.

Anonymous

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has said that he may run for President, but analysts predict it is much more likely that he will walk.

Obama

Q: What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney? A: "Don't be sad, Obama's foreign policy killed me too"

TheLaughFa...