I don't really like watching basketball, I just watch it to find out who the next member of the Kardashian family will be.
Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?
A: "Use the fork, Luke."
Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!
Yo mama so ugly the Walking Dead wouldn't walk with her.
Q: What did the Black Eyed Peas do at Wiz Khalifa's costume party?
A: They dressed up in black and yellow, black and yellow, and said, "I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a I'm a I'm a bee!"