Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?
A: "Use the fork, Luke."
I don't really like watching basketball, I just watch it to find out who the next member of the Kardashian family will be.
Yo mama so ugly the Walking Dead wouldn't walk with her.
Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!
Q: What did the Black Eyed Peas do at Wiz Khalifa's costume party?
A: They dressed up in black and yellow, black and yellow, and said, "I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a I'm a I'm a bee!"