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joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?
A: "Use the fork, Luke."

The master

Q: What computer sings the best?
A: A Dell.

Iko

Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

Uncle Sam

Did you hear about Monica Lewinsky becoming a Republican? The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

NERO

Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!

Me!

Q: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks?
A: Silicon Valley.

Peuade

Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
A: Look for the fresh prints.

mum

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he neverlands.

Cole Langan

The Little Rascal's class were having a spelling test. The teacher asks if anyone can use the word "admire" in a sentence. Spanky raises his hand and says, "I admire my dog." "Good job," the teacher replies, "Now, who can use 'respect' in a sentence?" Alfalfa raises his hand and says, "I respect Spanky for admiring his dog." "Ok, " replies the teacher, "now who can use the word 'dictate' in a sentence?" There is silence in the class, then all of a sudden Buckwheat says, "Darla how did my dictate !?!"

Anonymous

Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."

tonyswag

Dear NASA, Your mom thought I was big enough. - Pluto

Anonymous

Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vader.

Gabe Neaveill