joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Q: What computer sings the best?
A: A Dell.

Did you hear about Monica Lewinsky becoming a Republican? The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he neverlands.

Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? Thank god Croatia didn't come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? "Oh pardon me while I look at my crotch."

The NSA: a government organization that actually listens to you!

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope, and no jobs.

Dear NASA, Your mom thought I was big enough. - Pluto

Q: Why did Captain Kirk go in to the ladies room?
A: Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before.

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.

Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic runs fast.