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Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vader.

Gabe Neaveill

Did you hear about Monica Lewinsky becoming a Republican? The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

NERO

Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
A: Look for the fresh prints.

mum

Q: What computer sings the best?
A: A Dell.

Iko

Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?
A: "Use the fork, Luke."

The master

I don't really like watching basketball, I just watch it to find out who the next member of the Kardashian family will be.

KNVanLeuven

Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Anonymous

Q: Why did Captain Kirk go in to the ladies room?
A: Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before.

Anonymous

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he neverlands.

Cole Langan

Q: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks?
A: Silicon Valley.

Peuade

The Little Rascal's class were having a spelling test. The teacher asks if anyone can use the word "admire" in a sentence. Spanky raises his hand and says, "I admire my dog." "Good job," the teacher replies, "Now, who can use 'respect' in a sentence?" Alfalfa raises his hand and says, "I respect Spanky for admiring his dog." "Ok, " replies the teacher, "now who can use the word 'dictate' in a sentence?" There is silence in the class, then all of a sudden Buckwheat says, "Darla how did my dictate !?!"

Anonymous

Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!

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