joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Q: What computer sings the best?
A: A Dell.

Iko

Did you hear about Monica Lewinsky becoming a Republican? The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

NERO

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he neverlands.

Cole Langan

Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Anonymous

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

Alana

Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? Thank god Croatia didn't come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? "Oh pardon me while I look at my crotch."

Mark My Words

The NSA: a government organization that actually listens to you!

noahlegoid

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope, and no jobs.

james wilson

Dear NASA, Your mom thought I was big enough. - Pluto

Anonymous

Q: Why did Captain Kirk go in to the ladies room?
A: Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before.

Anonymous

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.

Mark My W...

Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic runs fast.

Anonymous