joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!

Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? Thank god Croatia didn't come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? "Oh pardon me while I look at my crotch."

What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga eat? Raw, raw, raw, raw, rawwww!

Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic runs fast.

The NSA: a government organization that actually listens to you!

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill? Running...JK! Rolling.

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.

Yo mama is so fat when Jabba's guard pushed her into the sarlacc pit, it choked to death.

I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta, now it’s a Ford Focus.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To visit Pluto.

Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she'll let it go!