Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?
A: "Use the fork, Luke."
The energizer bunny was arrested on a charge of battery.
Q: What computer sings the best?
A: A Dell.
Q: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks?
A: Silicon Valley.
Did you hear about Monica Lewinsky becoming a Republican? The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.