joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic runs fast.

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!

Q: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks?
A: Silicon Valley.

Chuck Norris pulled the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.

Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!

The NSA: a government organization that actually listens to you!

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill? Running...JK! Rolling.

Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she'll let it go!

Yo mama is so fat when Jabba's guard pushed her into the sarlacc pit, it choked to death.

What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga eat? Raw, raw, raw, raw, rawwww!

I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta, now it’s a Ford Focus.