joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!

Silly joker

Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts?
A: Through the Dumble-door.

cattimewarp

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!

Jojo C

What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga eat? Raw, raw, raw, raw, rawwww!

hill4ever

I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta, now it’s a Ford Focus.

Bob

Q: What is the difference between OJ Simpson and the Lion King?
A: The Lion King is an African lion and OJ is a lyin' African.

adonis

Q: What is Rodney King's least favorite band?
A: The Police.

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat when Jabba's guard pushed her into the sarlacc pit, it choked to death.

Anonymous

The NSA: a government organization that actually listens to you!

noahlegoid

Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?
A: Roast twerky!

Anonymous

Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? Thank god Croatia didn't come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? "Oh pardon me while I look at my crotch."

Mark My Words

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill? Running...JK! Rolling.

pinkshorts...