joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.

Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic runs fast.

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!

The NSA: a government organization that actually listens to you!

Chuck Norris pulled the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.

Q: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks?
A: Silicon Valley.

Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!

Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she'll let it go!

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill? Running...JK! Rolling.

Yo mama is so fat when Jabba's guard pushed her into the sarlacc pit, it choked to death.

What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga eat? Raw, raw, raw, raw, rawwww!

Fe = Iron.
Male = Man.
Fe + Male = Iron Man.
I have been having sex with Iron Man.