joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

The Little Rascal's class were having a spelling test. The teacher asks if anyone can use the word "admire" in a sentence. Spanky raises his hand and says, "I admire my dog." "Good job," the teacher replies, "Now, who can use 'respect' in a sentence?" Alfalfa raises his hand and says, "I respect Spanky for admiring his dog." "Ok, " replies the teacher, "now who can use the word 'dictate' in a sentence?" There is silence in the class, then all of a sudden Buckwheat says, "Darla how did my dictate !?!"

Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she'll let it go!

Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
A: Look for the fresh prints.

Fe = Iron.
Male = Man.
Fe + Male = Iron Man.
I have been having sex with Iron Man.

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!

I don't really like watching basketball, I just watch it to find out who the next member of the Kardashian family will be.

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill? Running...JK! Rolling.

Q: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks?
A: Silicon Valley.

Chuck Norris pulled the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.

Yo mama is so fat when Jabba's guard pushed her into the sarlacc pit, it choked to death.

Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!

Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.