joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!

What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga eat? Raw, raw, raw, raw, rawwww!

Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? Thank god Croatia didn't come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? "Oh pardon me while I look at my crotch."

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill? Running...JK! Rolling.

I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta, now it’s a Ford Focus.

The NSA: a government organization that actually listens to you!

Yo mama is so fat when Jabba's guard pushed her into the sarlacc pit, it choked to death.

Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic runs fast.

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.

Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she'll let it go!

Q: What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?
A: Finnish Hymn!