What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga eat? Raw, raw, raw, raw, rawwww!

Q: What's the difference between Tom Cruise and a tuxedo?
A: One comes out of the closet on special occasions and the other is a tuxedo.

Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."

Elton John used to work at the sperm bank, but he was fired for drinking on the job.