joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk go in to the ladies room?
A: Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before.

Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.

Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she'll let it go!

Why did LaBron James skip college? Because he would never make it to the finals!

Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? Thank god Croatia didn't come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? "Oh pardon me while I look at my crotch."

Q: How does a woman have safe sex in Detroit?
A: She locks the car doors.

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.

Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!

What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga eat? Raw, raw, raw, raw, rawwww!

Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.