Q: What do you call 5 gay guys walking straight?
A: One Direction.
Tiger Woods plays 18 holes. Both on and off the golf course.
Q: What's the difference between Tom Cruise and a tuxedo?
A: One comes out of the closet on special occasions and the other is a tuxedo.
It's a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for dog fighting, and The Mario Bros. are celebrated from taking mushrooms and turtle bashing.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To visit Pluto.