joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?
A: Roast twerky!

Fe = Iron.
Male = Man.
Fe + Male = Iron Man.
I have been having sex with Iron Man.

Chuck Norris pulled the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.

How much coke has Charlie Sheen snorted? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Q: What's the difference between Tom Cruise and a tuxedo?
A: One comes out of the closet on special occasions and the other is a tuxedo.

Q: What is the dirtiest line said on television?
A: "Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."

Q: What did the Black Eyed Peas do at Wiz Khalifa's costume party?
A: They dressed up in black and yellow, black and yellow, and said, "I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a I'm a I'm a bee!"

Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.

Yo mama so old, she knew 50 Cent when he was only a quarter.

Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
A: Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face.