Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To visit Pluto.
I asked my three year old grandson Malachi what his name was, he replied, "Spiderman." I said, "Malachi, what is your real name?" He replied, "Peter Parker."
Q: What do you call 5 gay guys walking straight?
A: One Direction.
Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A: Because Robin eats all the worms.