Q: What do you call 5 gay guys walking straight?
A: One Direction.
It's a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for dog fighting, and The Mario Bros. are celebrated from taking mushrooms and turtle bashing.
Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A: Because Robin eats all the worms.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To visit Pluto.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.