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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyoncè.

Joy Barr

Yo mama so old, she knew 50 Cent when he was only a quarter.

Anonymous

How do you find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach? You look for the sesame seed buns!

turtle91

Why did LaBron James skip college? Because he would never make it to the finals!

idol2680

Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with Kool-Aid and vinegar?
A: Because Kermit likes to eat sweet and sour pork.

Devin Smof

Q: What do you call 5 gay guys walking straight?
A: One Direction.

Kevan34

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joanna.
Joanna who?
Joanna build a snowman?

Melzinger

Elton John used to work at the sperm bank, but he was fired for drinking on the job.

Anonymous

The Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, "Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore."

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Q: How did the frog die?
A: He Kermit suicide.

CrayolaRai...

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: You poker face

Anonymous

Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?

A: Because Robin eats all the worms.

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