Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
I wonder what Edward Scissorhands thinks of touchscreen technology.
I hear OJ Simpson is working on a stand up act in jail, apparently he kills everytime.
Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A: Because Robin eats all the worms.
Q: What do you call 5 gay guys walking straight?
A: One Direction.