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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyoncè.

Joy Barr

Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.

Anonymous

Fe = Iron.
Male = Man.
Fe + Male = Iron Man.
I have been having sex with Iron Man.

Fred

Why did LaBron James skip college? Because he would never make it to the finals!

idol2680

Yo mama so old, she knew 50 Cent when he was only a quarter.

Anonymous

What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga eat? Raw, raw, raw, raw, rawwww!

hill4ever

Q: What do you call 5 gay guys walking straight?
A: One Direction.

Kevan34

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joanna.
Joanna who?
Joanna build a snowman?

Melzinger

Elton John used to work at the sperm bank, but he was fired for drinking on the job.

Anonymous

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: You poker face

Anonymous

Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?

A: Because Robin eats all the worms.

My English...

Q: Why did Miley and Liam break up?
A: It just wasn't twerking.

Anonymous