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joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga eat? Raw, raw, raw, raw, rawwww!

hill4ever

Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic runs fast.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call 5 gay guys walking straight?
A: One Direction.

Kevan34

Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?
A: Roast twerky!

Anonymous

Yo mama so old, she knew 50 Cent when he was only a quarter.

Anonymous

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joanna.
Joanna who?
Joanna build a snowman?

Melzinger

Elton John used to work at the sperm bank, but he was fired for drinking on the job.

Anonymous

Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?

A: Because Robin eats all the worms.

My English...

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: You poker face

Anonymous

Q: Why did Miley and Liam break up?
A: It just wasn't twerking.

Anonymous

The Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, "Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore."

@flipyou_c...

I asked my three year old grandson Malachi what his name was, he replied, "Spiderman." I said, "Malachi, what is your real name?" He replied, "Peter Parker."

dwaynereed32