joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked!

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Tiger Woods plays 18 holes. Both on and off the golf course.

It's a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for dog fighting, and The Mario Bros. are celebrated from taking mushrooms and turtle bashing.

Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot and now R2-D2 has crabs!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke'r Face.

Q: What is the difference between the American flag and American Idol?
A: The American flag actually has stars.

Knocker: Knock knock
Person: who's there
Knocker:Daisy
Person:daisy who?
Knocker: Daisy Me Rollin They Haitin

Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both probe Uranus and wipe out Klingons.

Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?
A: Natalie Wood.

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?



Fo' drizzle.