joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Q: Why did Miley and Liam break up?
A: It just wasn't twerking.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Tiger Woods plays 18 holes. Both on and off the golf course.

Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot and now R2-D2 has crabs!

Q: What is the difference between the American flag and American Idol?
A: The American flag actually has stars.

It's a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for dog fighting, and The Mario Bros. are celebrated from taking mushrooms and turtle bashing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke'r Face.

Knocker: Knock knock
Person: who's there
Knocker:Daisy
Person:daisy who?
Knocker: Daisy Me Rollin They Haitin

Yo mamas so ugly Wreck-it-Ralph said "No one can wreck that thing any worse"

Yo mama's so stupid when she heard of Facebook she went to a book store and asked the book keeper were can I find face book

Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both probe Uranus and wipe out Klingons.

Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?
A: Natalie Wood.