Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vader.
Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!
Elton John used to work at the sperm bank, but he was fired for drinking on the job.
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope, and no jobs.
Q: Why did Miley and Liam break up?
A: It just wasn't twerking.