joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot and now R2-D2 has crabs!

Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?

A: Because Robin eats all the worms.

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she might Let it Go... Let it Go...

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked!

I asked my three year old grandson Malachi what his name was, he replied, "Spiderman." I said, "Malachi, what is your real name?" He replied, "Peter Parker."

Q: Why did Miley and Liam break up?
A: It just wasn't twerking.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Knocker: Knock knock
Person: who's there
Knocker:Daisy
Person:daisy who?
Knocker: Daisy Me Rollin They Haitin

Q: What is the difference between the American flag and American Idol?
A: The American flag actually has stars.

Tiger Woods plays 18 holes. Both on and off the golf course.

Simba was moving too slowly, so I told him to Mufasa!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke'r Face.