Tiger Woods plays 18 holes. Both on and off the golf course.
Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A: Because Robin eats all the worms.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To visit Pluto.
It's a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for dog fighting, and The Mario Bros. are celebrated from taking mushrooms and turtle bashing.
Joanna build a snowman?