Tiger Woods plays 18 holes. Both on and off the golf course.

Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?

A: Because Robin eats all the worms.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To visit Pluto.

It's a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for dog fighting, and The Mario Bros. are celebrated from taking mushrooms and turtle bashing.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joanna.
Joanna who?
Joanna build a snowman?