Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vader.
Chuck Norris pulled the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.
Q: What do you call an ocean voyage where everyone stays in the closet?
A: A Tom Cruise.
Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta, now it’s a Ford Focus.