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Q: What is the difference between OJ Simpson and the Lion King?
A: The Lion King is an African lion and OJ is a lyin' African.

adonis

I wonder what Edward Scissorhands thinks of touchscreen technology.

latinopunk91

Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
A: Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

iwe

It's a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for dog fighting, and The Mario Bros. are celebrated from taking mushrooms and turtle bashing.

sosofino

Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic runs fast.

Anonymous

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked!

Racal

Yo mama so old, she knew 50 Cent when he was only a quarter.

Anonymous

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke'r Face.

alzada

Q: What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?
A: Finnish Hymn!

Anonymous

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.

chefawkes

Q: How did the frog die?
A: He Kermit suicide.

CrayolaRai...

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?



Fo' drizzle.

damngoditp...