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joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.


Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To visit Pluto.


Tiger Woods plays 18 holes. Both on and off the golf course.


Q: How did the frog die?
A: He Kermit suicide.


Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
A: Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.


Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked!


It's a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for dog fighting, and The Mario Bros. are celebrated from taking mushrooms and turtle bashing.


I wonder what Edward Scissorhands thinks of touchscreen technology.


Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: You poker face


Q: What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?
A: Finnish Hymn!


Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with Kool-Aid and vinegar?
A: Because Kermit likes to eat sweet and sour pork.

Devin Smof

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke'r Face.