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joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked!

Racal

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

vinhx408

Tiger Woods plays 18 holes. Both on and off the golf course.

jdg62

It's a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for dog fighting, and The Mario Bros. are celebrated from taking mushrooms and turtle bashing.

sosofino

Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot and now R2-D2 has crabs!

CrazyStacy

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke'r Face.

alzada

Q: What is the difference between the American flag and American Idol?
A: The American flag actually has stars.

reece robi...

Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both probe Uranus and wipe out Klingons.

Mark My Words

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

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Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?
A: Natalie Wood.

My Uncle Bob

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?



Fo' drizzle.

damngoditp...

I hear OJ Simpson is working on a stand up act in jail, apparently he kills everytime.

TrentMabry