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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?



Fo' drizzle.

damngoditp...

I hear OJ Simpson is working on a stand up act in jail, apparently he kills everytime.

TrentMabry

What magazine does the big bad wolf read.

Porks Illustrated

ConMan

The New Jersey 'Tanning Mom' has recently create a doll and called it the 'Tanorexia' doll. The doll was so ugly, it turned Ken gay.

aperkins

Q: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
A: Dr. Dre!

Lindseyfay01

What is the differece between Han Solo and Chewbacca? One's a hairy and inaudible man and the other one's Chewbacca.

Repor9

Why did LeBron cross the road? To put the hammer down!

LaRhonda

Why did Papa Smurf send Smurfette to see a doctor???

She was always feeling blue...

Mike Hinton

Simba was moving too slowly, so I told him to Mufasa!

Anonymous

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she might Let it Go... Let it Go...

frozen

"Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room." — Phyllis Diller

Anonymous