Q: Why did Miley and Liam break up?
A: It just wasn't twerking.
Q: What do you call 5 gay guys walking straight?
A: One Direction.
Joanna build a snowman?
Q: What is Rodney King's least favorite band?
A: The Police.
Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.