The Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, "Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore."
Joanna build a snowman?
I hear OJ Simpson is working on a stand up act in jail, apparently he kills everytime.
Curiosity killed the cat. Michael Vick killed the dog.
Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy.