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joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with Kool-Aid and vinegar?
A: Because Kermit likes to eat sweet and sour pork.

Devin Smof

Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy.

Melzinger

Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both probe Uranus and wipe out Klingons.

Mark My Words

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyoncè.

Joy Barr

Yo momma is so fat Miley Cyrus uses her as a wreaking ball.

Anonymous

I hear OJ Simpson is working on a stand up act in jail, apparently he kills everytime.

TrentMabry

Q: What is the difference between the American flag and American Idol?
A: The American flag actually has stars.

reece robi...

How do you find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach? You look for the sesame seed buns!

turtle91

Curiosity killed the cat. Michael Vick killed the dog.

Karmakamel...

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and the Titanic? Only 15,000 people went down on the Titanic.

20jv10

Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot and now R2-D2 has crabs!

CrazyStacy

Why did LeBron cross the road? To put the hammer down!

LaRhonda