Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To visit Pluto.
Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A: Because Robin eats all the worms.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Tiger Woods plays 18 holes. Both on and off the golf course.
Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.