How do you find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach? You look for the sesame seed buns!
Curiosity killed the cat. Michael Vick killed the dog.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and the Titanic? Only 15,000 people went down on the Titanic.
Did you hear about Whitney Houston's funeral? The line leading to the coffin stretched into the street. A few people showed up too.
Why is Ray Charles happy? Because he doesn't know he's black.