It's a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for dog fighting, and The Mario Bros. are celebrated from taking mushrooms and turtle bashing.
The energizer bunny was arrested on a charge of battery.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
A: Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke'r Face.