Yo mama is so fat when Jabba's guard pushed her into the sarlacc pit, it choked to death.
Q: Why did Captain Kirk go in to the ladies room?
A: Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before.
What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga eat? Raw, raw, raw, raw, rawwww!
Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!
Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.