Curiosity killed the cat. Michael Vick killed the dog.
How do you find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach? You look for the sesame seed buns!
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and the Titanic? Only 15,000 people went down on the Titanic.
Joanna build a snowman?
Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.