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Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both probe Uranus and wipe out Klingons.

Mark My Words

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?
A: Natalie Wood.

My Uncle Bob

I hear OJ Simpson is working on a stand up act in jail, apparently he kills everytime.


Curiosity killed the cat. Michael Vick killed the dog.


Why is Ray Charles happy? Because he doesn't know he's black.


What's the difference between Tiger Woods and the Titanic? Only 15,000 people went down on the Titanic.


What is the differece between Han Solo and Chewbacca? One's a hairy and inaudible man and the other one's Chewbacca.


Why did LeBron cross the road? To put the hammer down!


The New Jersey 'Tanning Mom' has recently create a doll and called it the 'Tanorexia' doll. The doll was so ugly, it turned Ken gay.


Q: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
A: Dr. Dre!


Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A: One is pale, dangerous to children, and made of plastic. The other one is a plastic bag.

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