joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke'r Face.

alzada

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.

chefawkes

Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy.

Melzinger

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?



Fo' drizzle.

damngoditp...

Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both probe Uranus and wipe out Klingons.

Mark My Words

Q: What is the difference between the American flag and American Idol?
A: The American flag actually has stars.

reece robi...

Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot and now R2-D2 has crabs!

CrazyStacy

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

jokes.cc.com

I hear OJ Simpson is working on a stand up act in jail, apparently he kills everytime.

TrentMabry

Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?
A: Natalie Wood.

My Uncle Bob

Curiosity killed the cat. Michael Vick killed the dog.

Karmakamel...

Why is Ray Charles happy? Because he doesn't know he's black.

gumby918