The Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, "Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore."
I wonder what Edward Scissorhands thinks of touchscreen technology.
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked!
The New Jersey 'Tanning Mom' has recently create a doll and called it the 'Tanorexia' doll. The doll was so ugly, it turned Ken gay.
Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy.