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joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.

chefawkes

Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy.

Melzinger

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?



Fo' drizzle.

damngoditp...

Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both probe Uranus and wipe out Klingons.

Mark My Words

Q: What is the difference between the American flag and American Idol?
A: The American flag actually has stars.

reece robi...

I hear OJ Simpson is working on a stand up act in jail, apparently he kills everytime.

TrentMabry

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

jokes.cc.com

Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot and now R2-D2 has crabs!

CrazyStacy

Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?
A: Natalie Wood.

My Uncle Bob

Curiosity killed the cat. Michael Vick killed the dog.

Karmakamel...

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and the Titanic? Only 15,000 people went down on the Titanic.

20jv10

Why is Ray Charles happy? Because he doesn't know he's black.

gumby918