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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?



Fo' drizzle.

damngoditp...

Q: What is the difference between the American flag and American Idol?
A: The American flag actually has stars.

reece robi...

Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both probe Uranus and wipe out Klingons.

Mark My Words

Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot and now R2-D2 has crabs!

CrazyStacy

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

jokes.cc.com

I hear OJ Simpson is working on a stand up act in jail, apparently he kills everytime.

TrentMabry

Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?
A: Natalie Wood.

My Uncle Bob

Curiosity killed the cat. Michael Vick killed the dog.

Karmakamel...

Why is Ray Charles happy? Because he doesn't know he's black.

gumby918

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and the Titanic? Only 15,000 people went down on the Titanic.

20jv10

Why did LeBron cross the road? To put the hammer down!

LaRhonda

What is the differece between Han Solo and Chewbacca? One's a hairy and inaudible man and the other one's Chewbacca.

Repor9