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joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy.

Melzinger

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?



Fo' drizzle.

damngoditp...

Yo momma is so fat Miley Cyrus uses her as a wreaking ball.

Anonymous

Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both probe Uranus and wipe out Klingons.

Mark My Words

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyoncè.

Joy Barr

I hear OJ Simpson is working on a stand up act in jail, apparently he kills everytime.

TrentMabry

Q: What is the difference between the American flag and American Idol?
A: The American flag actually has stars.

reece robi...

How do you find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach? You look for the sesame seed buns!

turtle91

Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot and now R2-D2 has crabs!

CrazyStacy

Curiosity killed the cat. Michael Vick killed the dog.

Karmakamel...

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

jokes.cc.com

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and the Titanic? Only 15,000 people went down on the Titanic.

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