Q: How does a woman have safe sex in Detroit?
A: She locks the car doors.
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
I asked my three year old grandson Malachi what his name was, he replied, "Spiderman." I said, "Malachi, what is your real name?" He replied, "Peter Parker."
I wonder what Edward Scissorhands thinks of touchscreen technology.