Q: Why did Miley and Liam break up?
A: It just wasn't twerking.
Joanna build a snowman?
Q: What is Rodney King's least favorite band?
A: The Police.
Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A: Because Robin eats all the worms.