What's green and sings? Britney Spearagus.
Celine Dion walks in a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
What type of meat does Lady GaGa eat? Raw raw raw huh haa!
I surf the web a lot, and I guess I was using too much bandwidth, because the other day I got an automated phone call from my service provider. It was The Rolling Stones singing, "Hey, you. Get off of my cloud!"
After listening to some of Whitney Houston's last, raspy performances, it was pretty clear she didn't end her career on "high" note...or did she? Tox report still pending.