What is the differece between Han Solo and Chewbacca? One's a hairy and inaudible man and the other one's Chewbacca.
What's green and sings? Britney Spearagus.
What type of meat does Lady GaGa eat? Raw raw raw huh haa!
I surf the web a lot, and I guess I was using too much bandwidth, because the other day I got an automated phone call from my service provider. It was The Rolling Stones singing, "Hey, you. Get off of my cloud!"
Q. Five gay guys are walking down the street; which way do they turn? A. One Direction.