joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and the Titanic? Only 15,000 people went down on the Titanic.

20jv10

Why did LeBron cross the road? To put the hammer down!

LaRhonda

What is the differece between Han Solo and Chewbacca? One's a hairy and inaudible man and the other one's Chewbacca.

Repor9

The New Jersey 'Tanning Mom' has recently create a doll and called it the 'Tanorexia' doll. The doll was so ugly, it turned Ken gay.

aperkins

Q: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
A: Dr. Dre!

Lindseyfay01

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A: One is pale, dangerous to children, and made of plastic. The other one is a plastic bag.

The Fella ...

"Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room." β€” Phyllis Diller

Anonymous

Did you hear about Whitney Houston's funeral? The line leading to the coffin stretched into the street. A few people showed up too.

Lefty

The Tiger Woods short story using every nominated film of the 2010 Oscars. "We all thought Tiger Woods was a Serious Man. Then, last November he really screwed Up. Those Inglorious Basterds all came forward, not from District 9, but from the red light district. Tiger got caught from The Blind Side with his pants down. His Precious world then entered The Hurt Locker. He received An Education in Mississippi on Sex Addiction where he was told even as an Avatar, it’s still considered Cheating! After all this, his golf career is Up in the Air."

JokesForSale

What's green and sings? Britney Spearagus.

atovar626

What type of meat does Lady GaGa eat? Raw raw raw huh haa!

narasek

Celine Dion walks in a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

Meggoty