What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyoncè.
Curiosity killed the cat. Michael Vick killed the dog.
How do you find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach? You look for the sesame seed buns!
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and the Titanic? Only 15,000 people went down on the Titanic.
Why is Ray Charles happy? Because he doesn't know he's black.