I wonder what Edward Scissorhands thinks of touchscreen technology.
The New Jersey 'Tanning Mom' has recently create a doll and called it the 'Tanorexia' doll. The doll was so ugly, it turned Ken gay.
The energizer bunny was arrested on a charge of battery.
Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy.
Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.