Elton John used to work at the sperm bank, but he was fired for drinking on the job.
Q: What do you call 5 gay guys walking straight?
A: One Direction.
Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.
Q: What is Rodney King's least favorite band?
A: The Police.
The NSA: a government organization that actually listens to you!