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The New Jersey 'Tanning Mom' has recently create a doll and called it the 'Tanorexia' doll. The doll was so ugly, it turned Ken gay.


Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?
A: Natalie Wood.

My Uncle Bob

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

Why is Ray Charles happy? Because he doesn't know he's black.


What is the differece between Han Solo and Chewbacca? One's a hairy and inaudible man and the other one's Chewbacca.


Q: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
A: Dr. Dre!


"Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room." β€” Phyllis Diller


Did you hear about Whitney Houston's funeral? The line leading to the coffin stretched into the street. A few people showed up too.


What's green and sings? Britney Spearagus.


The Tiger Woods short story using every nominated film of the 2010 Oscars. "We all thought Tiger Woods was a Serious Man. Then, last November he really screwed Up. Those Inglorious Basterds all came forward, not from District 9, but from the red light district. Tiger got caught from The Blind Side with his pants down. His Precious world then entered The Hurt Locker. He received An Education in Mississippi on Sex Addiction where he was told even as an Avatar, it’s still considered Cheating! After all this, his golf career is Up in the Air."


Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A: One is pale, dangerous to children, and made of plastic. The other one is a plastic bag.

The Fella ...

Celine Dion walks in a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"