The energizer bunny was arrested on a charge of battery.
Q: What is the dirtiest line said on television?
A: "Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyoncè.
How do you find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach? You look for the sesame seed buns!