Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.
Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!
Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she'll let it go!
Q: What do you call 5 gay guys walking straight?
A: One Direction.
Elton John used to work at the sperm bank, but he was fired for drinking on the job.