Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
A: Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke'r Face.
I wonder what Edward Scissorhands thinks of touchscreen technology.
Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?
A: Roast twerky!
Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.