The Tiger Woods short story using every nominated film of the 2010 Oscars. "We all thought Tiger Woods was a Serious Man. Then, last November he really screwed Up. Those Inglorious Basterds all came forward, not from District 9, but from the red light district. Tiger got caught from The Blind Side with his pants down. His Precious world then entered The Hurt Locker. He received An Education in Mississippi on Sex Addiction where he was told even as an Avatar, it’s still considered Cheating! After all this, his golf career is Up in the Air."
What is the differece between Han Solo and Chewbacca? One's a hairy and inaudible man and the other one's Chewbacca.
Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy.
Celine Dion walks in a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both probe Uranus and wipe out Klingons.