Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring."
Husband: "I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.