I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor saw her butt and then her face and he said, "It's twins!"