DOORS OPEN AT 7PM for 7:30/7:45 shows - DOORS OPEN AT 9PM for 9:30/9:45 shows

joke bank - Popular Jokes

Yo momma is so ugly Fix-It Felix said, "I can't fix it."

@MusicGod2001

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

avre1

Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Anonymous

Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Anonymous

Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.

cleesix225

A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

lexi moss

Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven "ate" nine.

Anonymous

Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven "ate" nine.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"

rayray23234

A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is put the prisoner in the prison." And they made love for the first time and the husband was smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles and says, "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time, the bride says, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The husband rises to the occasion and they made love again. The bride again says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again," to which the husband yelled, "Hey, it's not a life sentence!!!"

MrsChinchilla

Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.

mariela sapon

Yo momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her boobs fell off.

Doritos