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How are black people and tornadoes the same? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.

Anonymous

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"

TheLaughFa...

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto

john0525

Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

YoYoMan

Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.

Anonymous

An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."

Anonymous

An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."

Anonymous

A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?" She leaned over the counter and said, "Burrr-gerrr Kiiing."

Bill Mills

A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?" She leaned over the counter and said, "Burrr-gerrr Kiiing."

Bill Mills

What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"

love4sheryl

How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

TheLaughFa...

Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.

Anonymous