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joke bank - Popular Jokes

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.

lovebite

A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Mo

A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Mo

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said, "One person at a time please."

lcarter200210

Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.

hatcher

Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.

hatcher

Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.

hatcher

Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.

hatcher

A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"

Eddie k

A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"

Eddie k

Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.

Anonymous

Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.

Anonymous