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Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.

Anonymous

Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.

Anonymous

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "It tells me that someone has stolen our tent."

chinie

A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God responded, ”So you would love her.” The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?” God replied, “So she would love you.”

ritcra

Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring."
Husband: "I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."

Anonymous

Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring."
Husband: "I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."

Anonymous

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.

lovebite

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.

lovebite

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.

lovebite

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.

lovebite

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.

lovebite

Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.

hatcher