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joke bank - Popular Jokes

Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.

Anonymous

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Anonymous

There was an old couple laying in bed. The man turns and tells the woman, "If you want to have sex, pull on my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull on my dick one hundred times."

RealSweetsLA

Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.

hatcher

Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.

hatcher

Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.

hatcher

Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.

hatcher

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said, "One person at a time please."

lcarter200210

A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

jhonda

Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.

Anonymous

Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.

Anonymous

A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"

Eddie k