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The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, "John, why are you late?" He replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Then he sat down. Ten minutes later Nathan walked in late and Mr. Clark repeated, "Why are you late?" Nathan answered, "I was on top of Cherry Hill." Five minutes later Kevin walked in late and Mr. Clark said to him, "Kevin, where have you been?" Kevin replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Ten minutes later a girl walked in the classroom and Mr. Clark asked, "Hi there, what's your name?" The girl replied, "Cherry Hill."

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, when she farted, she launched herself into orbit.

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Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vader.

Gabe Neaveill

Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vader.

Gabe Neaveill

One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, "Why are you home so early?" He answered, "Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class." She said, "Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?" Jimmy replied, "The question was 'Who threw the trash can at the principal's head?'"

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One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, "Why are you home so early?" He answered, "Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class." She said, "Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?" Jimmy replied, "The question was 'Who threw the trash can at the principal's head?'"

Anonymous

Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.

Anonymous

Did you hear about the two bald guys who put their heads together? They made an ass out of themselves!

Anonymous

Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag?
A: A Kit Kat.

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Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."

Anonymous

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

Anonymous

A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

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