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Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

SOME DUDE

Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

SOME DUDE

Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.

Brock

Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.

Brock

Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.

Brock

Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.

Brock

Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.

Brock

A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"

giggili

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?"
Son: "I don't have it."
Dad: "Why?"
Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Anonymous

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?"
Son: "I don't have it."
Dad: "Why?"
Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Anonymous

A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiot. The genius says, "Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don't know the answer, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I can't answer yours I will give you $5,000." The idiot says, "Okay." The genius then asks, "How many continents are there in the world?" The idiot doesn't know and hands over the $5. The idiot says, "Now me ask: what animal stands with two legs but sleeps with three?" The genius tries and searches very hard for the answer but gives up and hands over the $5000. The genius says, "Dang it, I lost. By the way, what was the answer to your question?" The idiot hands over $5.

Anonymous

A mother said to her son, "Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving." The son replied, "Maybe he has good parents then!"

Anonymous