What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.