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Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: A boy scout comes home from camp.

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: A boy scout comes home from camp.

Anonymous

Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."

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Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."

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A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!"

skylertouchet

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

ronald34

Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

zacky

There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.”

airlike23

Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said, "The one on the roof."

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Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

srehak1

Q: Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?
A: So they can take bubble baths.

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Q: Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?
A: So they can take bubble baths.

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