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Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"

Angel Stalone

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.

Anonymous

Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

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School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.

Anonymous

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?
A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Anonymous

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parents' names?" The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling." The teacher said, "Are you kidding?" The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking."

Anonymous

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Anonymous

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

My mom

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

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