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Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

Anonymous

Why does Beyoncé sing "to the left, to the left"? Because black people have no rights!

Anonymous

Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

Repor9

Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A: A roamin-catholic

Camerpn De...

Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.

me

Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

zacky

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

maryochoa

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

ZDW

Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

yo mama

Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

TheLaughFa...

Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "TWINKIE!"

the master

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

yohel