Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"