I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."