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Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

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Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

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A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer. "Oh, damn it," he proclaims, "Some asshole has my pen!"

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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

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