Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.