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How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.

kallen007

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

ZDW

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

My mom

Q: Did you hear about the guy who dreamed he was eating a giant marshmallow?
A: When he woke up, his pillow was gone.

joejoej13

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

Capricorn37

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

maryochoa

Q: Why did the reporter rush into the ice cream shop?
A: He was looking for a scoop.

Ellie K.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

TheLaughFa...

There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.”

airlike23

Q: Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?
A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

EMILYMACARONI

Q: Why did the duck go to jail?
A: Because he got caught selling quack.

Anonymous