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Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

Repor9

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”

Anonymous

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

GIovanni p...

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

My mom

School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

joshdavis1991

Q: Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?
A: So they can take bubble baths.

TheLaughFa...

Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

zacky

Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

TheLaughFa...

Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

Angel Stalone

Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

TheLaughFa...

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

yohel