Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"
Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
"No bell that's why I knocked."
Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.