Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"