Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"
Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.
Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said, "The one on the roof."
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Why are asprins white? Because they work!