Brunette: "Where were you born?"
Brunette: "Which part?"
Blonde: "All of me."
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in stunningly sexy lingerie. "Tie me up," she purred, "And you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing.
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.