Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
A man found a genie in a magic lamp and was granted three wishes. The genie said, "For every wish you make, your wife gets two." The man asked for a car and the genie gave his wife two. Then the man asked for a house and again his wife got double. The jealous husband said, "For my last wish, beat me half to death."
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.
A man admitted he lied on his income tax return: he listed himself as the head of the household!
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that instead.