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joke bank - Relationship Jokes

There's a man speeding on the road and a police officer is chasing him for miles. The man finally stops and the officer tells him, "When you see those lights and hear those sirens, you are supposed to stop!" The man says, "Well, I had a good excuse to keep driving." The officer says, "I've heard every excuse in the book, but if it's one I haven't heard, I'll let you go." The man says, "Well a few days ago, my wife ran off with one of your officers, and I was afraid you were trying to bring her back." So the officer let him go.

JT

Q: What worse than finding out your ex-wife got cancer? A: Finding out it's curable.

TheLaughFa...

My girlfriend told me if I join one more comedy group on the Internet, she’s going to leave me. I’m really going to miss her.

JOHNNYGREEK

I never knew the meaning of true happiness until I got married but then it was too late.

epiccaasi

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

LaughFactory

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason.
Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

LaughFactory

When you are married, nobody asks about your sex life. They know that you don't have one!

at3418

John and Bob were discussing their married lives. Although happily married to their wives, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. John said, “I’ve made one great discovery. I know how to always have the last word.” “Wow!" said Bob, “how did you manage that?” “It’s easy,” replied John, “my last word is always ‘Yes, Dear.’”

isaacsaadian

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

LaughFactory

A husband says to his wife, "Honey I just won the lottery. Pack your bags!" The wife says, "Great. Should I pack for warm weather or cold weather?" The husband replies, "I don't care, just get the hell out!"

comedylove

How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.

LaughFactory

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

evralph