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joke bank - Relationship Jokes

John was talking to his fiance, Rebecca. He said, "Be honest now, baby, how am I as a lover?" To which she replied, "Honey, I would definitely say that you're warm." "Really?" he asked excitedly. "Yes, in fact I would say that you're the dictionary definition of the word 'warm.'" John was pleased until he went home and just for fun, checked his dictionary and found, "WARM: Not so hot."

Anonymous

How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.

LaughFactory

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized!

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

Seaweed

I get no respect with my wife. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.

Aces

Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut.

LaughFactory

My wife is such a bad cook, the flies chipped in to fix the screens. - Rodney Dangerfield

fastfidos

How do you turn a fox into a pig? You marry her.

Brettmarie32

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

LaughFactory

He named the street he owned after his wife. What a grand statement of his love for her, for she was cold, hard, cracked, and only gets plowed around the holidays.

LaughFactory

A chicken and an egg are having sex. The chicken rolls off the egg and says, "I guess that answers that question."

huynhoang

What is the difference between your wife and your lover? 30 minutes.

pixie714