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joke bank - Relationship Jokes

I bough my wife a mood ring, and when she's in a good mood the ring turns blue. But when she's in a bad mood, it leaves a big red spot in the middle of my forehead.

Mark My Words

How do you turn a fox into a pig? You marry her.

Brettmarie32

A chicken and an egg are having sex. The chicken rolls off the egg and says, "I guess that answers that question."

huynhoang

What is the difference between your wife and your lover? 30 minutes.

pixie714

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

Seaweed

What do you have to do when your mother-in-law taps the window? Turn the furnace a little higher.

ThomskiVD

Is a date a fruit or a vegetables? You don't know until he's at the door.

jmschum