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joke bank - Relationship Jokes

He named the street he owned after his wife. What a grand statement of his love for her, for she was cold, hard, cracked, and only gets plowed around the holidays.


A chicken and an egg are having sex. The chicken rolls off the egg and says, "I guess that answers that question."


How do you turn a fox into a pig? You marry her.


What is the difference between your wife and your lover? 30 minutes.


My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.


What do you have to do when your mother-in-law taps the window? Turn the furnace a little higher.


Is a date a fruit or a vegetables? You don't know until he's at the door.