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He named the street he owned after his wife. What a grand statement of his love for her, for she was cold, hard, cracked, and only gets plowed around the holidays.

LaughFactory

How do you turn a fox into a pig? You marry her.

Brettmarie32

What is the difference between your wife and your lover? 30 minutes.

pixie714

What do you have to do when your mother-in-law taps the window? Turn the furnace a little higher.

ThomskiVD

Is a date a fruit or a vegetables? You don't know until he's at the door.

jmschum