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joke bank - Relationship Jokes

Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut.


How do you turn a fox into a pig? You marry her.


What is the difference between your wife and your lover? 30 minutes.


My wife is such a bad cook, the flies chipped in to fix the screens. - Rodney Dangerfield


He named the street he owned after his wife. What a grand statement of his love for her, for she was cold, hard, cracked, and only gets plowed around the holidays.


What do you have to do when your mother-in-law taps the window? Turn the furnace a little higher.


Hey girl, come feel my sweater. Wanna know what its made of? Boyfriend material.

(Troll Face)


Is a date a fruit or a vegetables? You don't know until he's at the door.


Wife: Had your Lunch??
Husband: Had your Lunch??
Wife: I am asking you??
Husband: I am asking you??
Wife: You Copying me??
Husband: You Copying me??
Wife: Lets go Shopping.
Husband: I had my Lunch.


Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"