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joke bank - Relationship Jokes

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized!


Man- What would you do if I won the lottery?
Woman- Take half and leave!
Man- Well, I won 20 bucks, here's 10, now get out!


Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.


A chicken and an egg are having sex. The chicken rolls off the egg and says, "I guess that answers that question."


He named the street he owned after his wife. What a grand statement of his love for her, for she was cold, hard, cracked, and only gets plowed around the holidays.


What is the difference between your wife and your lover? 30 minutes.


How do you turn a fox into a pig? You marry her.


What do you have to do when your mother-in-law taps the window? Turn the furnace a little higher.


Is a date a fruit or a vegetables? You don't know until he's at the door.