joke bank - Relationship Jokes

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

Seaweed

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

LaughFactory

A chicken and an egg are having sex. The chicken rolls off the egg and says, "I guess that answers that question."

huynhoang

He named the street he owned after his wife. What a grand statement of his love for her, for she was cold, hard, cracked, and only gets plowed around the holidays.

LaughFactory

What is the difference between your wife and your lover? 30 minutes.

pixie714

How do you turn a fox into a pig? You marry her.

Brettmarie32

What do you have to do when your mother-in-law taps the window? Turn the furnace a little higher.

ThomskiVD

Is a date a fruit or a vegetables? You don't know until he's at the door.

jmschum