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joke bank - Relationship Jokes

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

LaughFactory

He named the street he owned after his wife. What a grand statement of his love for her, for she was cold, hard, cracked, and only gets plowed around the holidays.

LaughFactory

A chicken and an egg are having sex. The chicken rolls off the egg and says, "I guess that answers that question."

huynhoang

What is the difference between your wife and your lover? 30 minutes.

pixie714

Man- What would you do if I won the lottery?
Woman- Take half and leave!
Man- Well, I won 20 bucks, here's 10, now get out!

Anonymous

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

Seaweed

How do you turn a fox into a pig? You marry her.

Brettmarie32

What do you have to do when your mother-in-law taps the window? Turn the furnace a little higher.

ThomskiVD

Is a date a fruit or a vegetables? You don't know until he's at the door.

jmschum