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joke bank - Relationship Jokes

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.


He named the street he owned after his wife. What a grand statement of his love for her, for she was cold, hard, cracked, and only gets plowed around the holidays.


A chicken and an egg are having sex. The chicken rolls off the egg and says, "I guess that answers that question."


What is the difference between your wife and your lover? 30 minutes.


Man- What would you do if I won the lottery?
Woman- Take half and leave!
Man- Well, I won 20 bucks, here's 10, now get out!


My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.


How do you turn a fox into a pig? You marry her.


What do you have to do when your mother-in-law taps the window? Turn the furnace a little higher.


Is a date a fruit or a vegetables? You don't know until he's at the door.