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Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory today. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Silenxio M...

Q: What are a blonde's first words after graduating college?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"

JKLouws

Q: Why did the girl wear glasses in math class?
A: It improves di-vision.

heartc

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes, the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, four minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?" After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

mermaid0923

Teacher: "What is the largest city?"
Student: "Electricity!"

samarth.b.r

A teacher asks a student, "Are you ignorant or just apathetic?" The kid answers, "I don't know and I don't care."

Mark My Words

A boy was at school and his teacher asked him to learn 3 new words over the weekend. His father is a pilot and taught him the word "takeoff." His mother is a zoo keeper and taught him the word "zebra." His big sister was going to have a baby and taught him the word "baby." He went to school the next day and his teacher asked, ''What are your three words?'' The boy said, ''Takeoff zebra baby.''

Anonymous

Chintu: "You never study, so how come you don't fail your math tests?"
Pintu: "Because whenever there is a math test, I don't go to school!"

Anonymous

Q: What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling.

Mouna

Teacher: "What is the present tense for the sentence 'I killed someone'?"
Student: "The present tense would be 'I am in prison.'"

Anonymous

The teacher was teaching in animal lesson.
Teacher: What does a pig do?
Student: it rolls around in mud.
Teacher: Good! What does a cow do?
Student: It makes milk!
Teacher: Great! Now, what does a crazy old monkey give you?
Student: Homework!

Anonymous

Q: What type of exam does the vampire teacher give his students?
A: A blood test.

Anonymous