Submit Joke
- Popular Jokes
- Latest Jokes
- Joke of the Day
- Animal Jokes
- Blonde Jokes
- Boycott These Jokes
- Clean Jokes
- Family Jokes
- Food Jokes
- Holiday Jokes
- How to be Insulting
- Insult Jokes
- Miscellaneous Jokes
- National Jokes
- Office Jokes
- Political Jokes
- Pop Culture Jokes
- Relationship Jokes
- Religious Jokes
- School Jokes
- Science Jokes
- Sex Jokes
- Sexist Jokes
- Sports Jokes
- Technology Jokes
- Word Play Jokes
- Yo Momma Jokes
joke bank - Science Jokes
A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
Q: Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist?
A: Because you will get Jurasskicked.
Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.
Molecule 1: I just lost an electron.
Molecule 2: Are you sure?
Molecule 1: I’m positive.
Q: Why are Helium, Curium, and Barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't heal-ium or cure-ium, you bury-um.