joke bank - Science Jokes

A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."

Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet.

Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.

Q: Why can't you trust an atom?
A: Because they make up everything.

I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Q: Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist?
A: Because you will get Jurasskicked.

Want to hear a Potassium joke? K.

Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?

A. They make it rain!

Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.

Molecule 1: I just lost an electron.
Molecule 2: Are you sure?
Molecule 1: I’m positive.

When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating I was like, "O MG!"

Q: Why are Helium, Curium, and Barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't heal-ium or cure-ium, you bury-um.