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A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?" The photon says, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
Q: What did the 30 degree angle say to the 90 degree angle?
A: "You think you're always right!"
Newton, Pascal and Archimedes are playing hide and seek. Archimedes starts to count, Pascal hides in a bush, and Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it. Archimedes finds Newton first, of course, but Newton replies, "Nope. One Newton on one square meter is equal to one Pascal."
When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.
Q: What do you do with a sick scientist?
A: Well if you can't helium and you can't curium then you might as well barium