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joke bank - Science Jokes

Q: Why are atoms Catholic?
A: Because they have mass.

Anonymous

Q: Why do centipedes have 100 legs?
A: So they can walk.

Anonymous

A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?" The photon says, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."

beeking98

I would make another chemistry joke, but they ARGON.

JMC AND KC

Q: What did the 30 degree angle say to the 90 degree angle?
A: "You think you're always right!"

Rob P Post

Newton, Pascal and Archimedes are playing hide and seek. Archimedes starts to count, Pascal hides in a bush, and Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it. Archimedes finds Newton first, of course, but Newton replies, "Nope. One Newton on one square meter is equal to one Pascal."

Anonymous ...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.

square boy

Q: What do you do with a sick scientist?
A: Well if you can't helium and you can't curium then you might as well barium

Lauren Sta...

When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.

LaughFactory

Q: Why shouldn't you take atoms seriously?
A: Because they make up everything.

Anonymous

Q: Why can you never trust an atom?



A: Because they make up everything

Dr. Quack ...

Q: Why do pirates like algebra?
A: "Annex" marks the spot.

Anonymous