joke bank - Science Jokes

Q: Why are atoms Catholic?
A: Because they have mass.

Q: Why do centipedes have 100 legs?
A: So they can walk.

A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?" The photon says, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."

I would make another chemistry joke, but they ARGON.

Q: What did the 30 degree angle say to the 90 degree angle?
A: "You think you're always right!"

Newton, Pascal and Archimedes are playing hide and seek. Archimedes starts to count, Pascal hides in a bush, and Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it. Archimedes finds Newton first, of course, but Newton replies, "Nope. One Newton on one square meter is equal to one Pascal."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.

Q: What do you do with a sick scientist?
A: Well if you can't helium and you can't curium then you might as well barium

When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.

Q: Why shouldn't you take atoms seriously?
A: Because they make up everything.

Q: Why can you never trust an atom?



A: Because they make up everything

Q: Why do pirates like algebra?
A: "Annex" marks the spot.