Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving?
A: “Thanks for coming!”
How do you know Barbie is not a slut? Because her legs don't open.
What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I´m goin in!!!
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
A boy asks his mom, "Why am I black and you're white?" She says, "Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark."