Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving?
A: “Thanks for coming!”
How do you know Barbie is not a slut? Because her legs don't open.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Three words to ruin a man's ego. "Is it in?"
What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I´m goin in!!!