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joke bank - Sex Jokes

A 96-year old man is pleading with the doctor for a lower sex drive. "Surely you're imagining things," says the doctor. "You're 96 years old. Isn't all the feeling for sex just in your head?" "Yes," replies the elderly man, "that's why I want you to lower my sex drive to the place where it might do more good."

laurak2003

Q: What's the difference between a voyeur and a thief?
A: A thief snatches your watch.

stevenmc

What do a dildo and soybeans have in common? They're both used as a meat substitute.

Kjlund

What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush.

Dorothy Yap

Q: Who's the most popular male at a nudist colony?
A: The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

Mark My Words

Pick up line: "Are you a beaver because damn!"

Chase Azevedo

What's the difference between "oooooh!!" and "ahhhhhhh!!"? About three inches!

SIngEnLaugh

The other night I played strip poker with my old lady: she stripped and I poked her.

Mark My Words

What's better than roses in your piano? Tulips in your organ!

lockxley

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You won't cry when you're cutting up the hooker.

Konigsberg

So I'm walking around with a kidney stone in me the size of Utah. I'm trying to live my everyday life. But let's be honest, sex with a kidney stone is less than satisfying. I had an orgasm and it felt like I was giving birth to a switchblade!

olbrneyes

Show me a man on a dry spell and I'll show you a room with a lot of empty bottles of hand lotion.

folkdude01