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joke bank - Sex Jokes

What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush.

Dorothy Yap

What do a dildo and soybeans have in common? They're both used as a meat substitute.

Kjlund

Q: Who's the most popular male at a nudist colony?
A: The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

Mark My Words

What's the difference between "oooooh!!" and "ahhhhhhh!!"? About three inches!

SIngEnLaugh

Pick up line: "Are you a beaver because damn!"

Chase Azevedo

A woman decides to get a porno, so she goes to the store and picks one with a fairly dirty title. When she plays the movie, the screen gets fuzzy and nothing is going on. When she calls the store about the movie, they ask her what the title was, and she says, "Head Cleaner."

benstone532

The other night I played strip poker with my old lady: she stripped and I poked her.

Mark My Words

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You won't cry when you're cutting up the hooker.

Konigsberg

What's better than roses in your piano? Tulips in your organ!

lockxley

Show me a man on a dry spell and I'll show you a room with a lot of empty bottles of hand lotion.

folkdude01

So I'm walking around with a kidney stone in me the size of Utah. I'm trying to live my everyday life. But let's be honest, sex with a kidney stone is less than satisfying. I had an orgasm and it felt like I was giving birth to a switchblade!

olbrneyes

Pornography is what's going to save the 3D television market. The only thing we'll have to watch out for is the money shot. "Ahh did it get in my hair?"

atahmasian