Q: What do you call a bench full of white people?
A: The MLB.
Q: What's the difference between England and a teabag?
A: A teabag could stay in the cup for longer.
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.
The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach. "Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. "Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?" "Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. "Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?" The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."