Q: What's the difference between England and a teabag?
A: A teabag could stay in the cup for longer.
Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Q: What do you call a bench full of white people?
A: The MLB.
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."