Q: What's the difference between England and a teabag?
A: A teabag could stay in the cup for longer.
Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself about how many seconds he has to hog the ball.
I'm dressing like a Dodger this Halloween. I'm going as a loser!
How do you flick off a Green Bay Packer fan? Hold four fingers up!
Q: Which sport is always in trouble? A: BADminton.