What do hookers and the Dolphins have in common? They both have hundreds of balls pounded into their endzone every week.
Two elderly sisters donated $5 to a charity and, to their surprise, won tickets to a football game. Since they had never seen a live football game before, Madge thought the free tickets would provide an excellent opportunity for doing so. "I think so, too," said Mabel. "Let's go!" They soon found themselves high in a noisy stadium overlooking a large, grassy expanse. They watched the kickoff and the seemingly endless back-and-forth struggles that comprised the scoreless first half. They enjoyed the band music and cheerleader performance that followed. Then came the second half. When the teams lined up for the second-half kickoff, Madge nudged her sister. "I guess we can go home now, Mabel," she said. "This is where
we came in."
Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself about how many seconds he has to hog the ball.
I'm dressing like a Dodger this Halloween. I'm going as a loser!
How do you flick off a Green Bay Packer fan? Hold four fingers up!