I'm dressing like a Dodger this Halloween. I'm going as a loser!
How do you flick off a Green Bay Packer fan? Hold four fingers up!
Q: Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
A: Because there are lots of fans.
Q: Which sport is always in trouble? A: BADminton.
Q: What do Bill Buckner and Micheal Jackson have in common?
A: They both wear a glove on one hand for no apparent reason.