Q: How do you make NY Jets cookies?
A: Put them in a bowl and beat them for three hours.
Two elderly sisters donated $5 to a charity and, to their surprise, won tickets to a football game. Since they had never seen a live football game before, Madge thought the free tickets would provide an excellent opportunity for doing so. "I think so, too," said Mabel. "Let's go!" They soon found themselves high in a noisy stadium overlooking a large, grassy expanse. They watched the kickoff and the seemingly endless back-and-forth struggles that comprised the scoreless first half. They enjoyed the band music and cheerleader performance that followed. Then came the second half. When the teams lined up for the second-half kickoff, Madge nudged her sister. "I guess we can go home now, Mabel," she said. "This is where we came in."
Q: Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
A: Because there are lots of fans.
I'm dressing like a Dodger this Halloween. I'm going as a loser!
How do you flick off a Green Bay Packer fan? Hold four fingers up!