Q: Which sport is always in trouble? A: BADminton.
Q: How many UNC fans does it take to change a tire? A: Four: three to tap the keg and one to call daddy.
Q: What did March say to the madness? A: "What's all that bracket?"
Q: What do Bill Buckner and Micheal Jackson have in common?
A: They both wear a glove on one hand for no apparent reason.
Q: How do you get a UNC fan to leave your house? A: Pay the pizza delivery driver.